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Called my signature bedroom move "dodging fireants"0
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did the worm on a slow jam0
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Only listened to "Slow Jamz" on repeat0
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Only wanted Slow gin fizz's0
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Told everyone about my medications0
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Didn't take her meds0
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He just disappeared one day0
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Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"
Because he wouldn't do that ^^^0 -
Also wanted me to juggle and ride a bicycle. I am not a piece of meat0
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Didn't want to be known as a Beefcake nor a Circus Clown...
Boring!!!!!!!0 -
Kept spreading icing on me while I slept. And it was caramel. At least use chocolate0
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Didn’t appreciate me licking icing off of his elbows. He wanted that part for himself. Greedy!!!0
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I came home and found her licking a neighbours elbows.. shattered0
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Would always stick her tongue out, but would never put it to good use and lick my hmm elbows. 😏0
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She went coo coo0
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He was cutting the neighbours grass.. If ya know what I mean0
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She makes up stories too much ..😒0
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I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my grass with those scissors0
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She was spiking the neighbors drink, if you know what I mean.0
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