Who is your MFP Crush of the day? And why?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
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    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Be careful. Soon you'll be going to bed super early too

    :D And miss Cat's nightly show? Never!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited June 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺

    I'll save you a chip that falls off.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺

    I'll save you a chip that falls off.

    8srjdid6aob3.gif
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺

    I'll save you a chip that falls off.

    8srjdid6aob3.gif

    Ok.. fine... 1/16 inch slice.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺

    I'll save you a chip that falls off.

    8srjdid6aob3.gif

    Ok.. fine... 1/16 inch slice.

    x4ndpo1ks1ml.gif

    This is why I crush you 🤗 Thanks for my slice 😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Ut oh.. 👀 where's PD

    I think PD and I have an understanding. I just admire from afar. Whereas PD and I have a mutually explosive and sometimes verbally abusive albeit loving relationship. Even if she sometimes uses this emoji 🤬 she promises she doesn’t mean it. And....whatever she’s got on the side...I pretend to not know or care. (Pretend)

    I hope PD understands.. otherwise, it was nice knowing ya ..


    🤣😂

    Nah.. they have mutual agreement me thinks.. 🤫

    Ah huh 😁

    Fyi. She is your kid.. you trained her..

    Blame me 😔 you know that would side is all you 😁

    Stop fighting over me. I look like dad, act like mom. :D

    Thats wild side..

    Ok, I maybe a little responsible.
    Btw, your goatee is looking better an dad's right now 😁

    Thank you. You like the grey's I've dyed in it?

    Makes you look suave and debonair 😉

    Are you flirting with me?

    Maybe.. would that be wrong? 😆

    I'm not sure yet...

    Do it some more.. :)

    Now, now.. be patient, you can't have too much of a good thing all at once.

    @lx1x because..

    Ya called? 😉

    I'm crushing you today...now, hand over some loaf with butter 🤤😁

    I'm no way.. that's all mine. 😝

    😔🥺

    I'll save you a chip that falls off.

    8srjdid6aob3.gif

    Ok.. fine... 1/16 inch slice.

    x4ndpo1ks1ml.gif

    This is why I crush you 🤗 Thanks for my slice 😁

    🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @Cat0703a
    uye8s90hak59.gif


    Signed,
    Creepy Mel

    Oh my, aren’t you just the cutest stalker I’ve ever had!! 😍

  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    @eva_letsdance Because she needs some loving
    Get ready for it girl
    here we come
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    @Runtimer because you make me laugh :D
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    @eatpolerepeat today and everyday
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    @eatpolerepeat today and everyday

    Except on Wednesday, you know you can't resist my red thong shaffie 🤣🤣🤣
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    @r3d_butt3rfly_

    Cuz....she’s been listening to me drone on and on a lot lately. 🙈 Also....she’s an inspiration with how far she’s come. And...she’s hot af and has nice lips with pretty lipstick. Beautiful inside and out. ❤️

    Omg 🙈🙊

    Are you trying to make me cry?!! Cause I totally would 🤣 Seeing this totally made my day gorgeous, thank you! You know I don't mind your talking...like at ALL 😍😏

    Ps...this also applies to you ❤
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    @Ketch_22 because I can’t even sometimes 😂🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    @Ketch_22 because I can’t even sometimes 😂🤣

    Yessss, me too 😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

    i2tzxhdvd8lo.jpg

    Excellent suggestion. :)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

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    Excellent suggestion. :)

    I reckon that I might have one.....


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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

    i2tzxhdvd8lo.jpg

    Excellent suggestion. :)

    I reckon that I might have one.....


    Yikes... scared me 😆

    🤗

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

    i2tzxhdvd8lo.jpg

    Excellent suggestion. :)

    I reckon that I might have one.....


    Yikes... scared me 😆

    🤗

    yeah..... she's bound to be a handful.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I am crushless. Need suggestions. :p

    i2tzxhdvd8lo.jpg

    Excellent suggestion. :)

    I reckon that I might have one.....


    Yikes... scared me 😆

    🤗

    yeah..... she's bound to be a handful.

    She's 2 handfuls 😜😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    @PaperDoll_ and @Callousedthoughts because they know just what to do to make a girl smile...well, more like pee her pants laughing. Thanks, my friends. ❤️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ and @Callousedthoughts because they know just what to do to make a girl smile...well, more like pee her pants laughing. Thanks, my friends. ❤️

    Aww Sweet Pea 🥰

    I’m not cleaning that puddle up though. 😂Your job @Callousedthoughts.
  • MidlifeCrisisFitness
    MidlifeCrisisFitness Posts: 1,106 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    This is my first time posting a crush. Despite my obvious and undying love for @just_Tomek and all that food pr0n, my sincerest gratitude goes out today to @KHMcG.

    Reviving the "DAD BOD THREAD" out of nowhere gives all of us poor souls who have been suffering through pandemic-imposed chastity something to do. We needn't go into the details of the doing...

    Yes, many of them are spoken for and all marriages remain respected yet we are not blind 👀

    Between this and the suits thread, I personally wouldn't have made it this far into quarantine. So may an abundance of blessings be bestowed unto you, @KHMcG, and no fewer than seven generations of your family 🙏🏿

    Awe thx!
    And this is why I didn't post a selfie. 😎
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    @shaf238 today and every day cos he keeps me on my toes 😍💜

    Because you are so tiny, and cant reach him otherwise...? 😜
  • SleepLiftRepeat94
    SleepLiftRepeat94 Posts: 37 Member
    I have one....but haven't heard from her yet today. :(