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She tried to name my body parts individually. Was very weird1
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Kept telling me love was just some electro-chemical reactions in the body. I woke up with a battery pack strapped to my *kitten*.0
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I caught him doing freaky stuff with a car battery ๐ฑ0
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She kept shaking her tail at every one except me.0
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Didn't appreciate the song "shake your tail feather" - deal breaker!๐๐0
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Plucked my "tail feathers" while I slept.0
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Plucked his eyebrows too much and refused to draw them on for me.0
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Always drawing their face on
Had no idea what they looked like0 -
Treated life like a "Choose your own adventure" book. Dont want to get up to make breakfast? Turn to page 32. Too lazy to make pop tarts, turn to page 71.0
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Travelled from town to town in the fashion of connect the dots. Problem was he couldn't count, and never came home
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Traveling carnie. Constantly wanting me to twist her into a pretzel. Look, its saturday night, I have better things to do, ok???
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(I actually travelled with a carnival for 2 months)
He was too focused on weekly expectations - no drinking on Mondays, no laundry on Tuesdays...0 -
She had a detailed calendar for every event. "Monday, 6:30 am. Wake up, roll over and fart. Then laugh. Go back to sleep. Tonight is chicken night, we must have chicken". "Tuesday. Flexibility day. May fart from 6 to 8 am, then cereal. Preferably honey, bark, and wheat grass oats"0
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He wasn't foxy enough for me.0
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It's a long story but the short version is, she wouldnt wear the fox onsie I bought her, there's a whole heap of other reasons but that was the straw that broke the camel's back. We tried to save our relationship, couples therapy etc. Nothing worked.
But we remain friends for our children's sake.0 -
She made me take the kids in the divorce. All 12 of them. ๐0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: ยปShe made me take the kids in the divorce. All 12 of them. ๐
12 wth.. 14, did you lose Billy Jo and Bobby beth again? ๐0 -
She named them all the same name. Doll1, Doll2 etc0
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She said she was going to nibble on my ear. And instead but it off. Lol.0
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Her vocabulary was so confusing0
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