Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Handing out tequila-laced face masks.1
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Buying me a drink
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Using her roofie checking nails to make sure the drink I bought her is clean. (it is)0
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I think it's called the funky chicken
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Looking awfully pissed. Someone is sitting on HER barstool1
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Standing outside the entrance because they wouldn't let him in.0
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with a restraining order saying she must stay 200 yards away at all times. and have her medication on her.1
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Snogging some chick behind a potted palm..ut oh, his gf has just seen him 😳 she's mad, *grabs popcorn* this should be fun 0
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Offering body shots in a corner booth. So, anyone below me, the answer will definitely be taking body shots. 1
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Taking body shots 😂1
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Apparently, we're taking body shots0
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Serving shots0
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Trying to convince me to give her a free one0
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Trying to get me to actually pay for drinks 🤣0
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Dumping a glass of water on the front of some jerk’s pants0
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jumping to the jerk's rescue and cleaning off the water vigorously0
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Tired of being referred to as a jerk0
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Enjoying the drink(s) I ended up buying for her and making her way to the dance floor.0
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maxing out his credit card buying all the ladies drinks1
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Waiting for the bartender to hand him the list of stolen credit cards for the night.0
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Telling all the ladies about the virtues of scientology (and how he was thisssss close to meeting Tom Cruise once)1
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Drinking all the last sips left behind in others’ drinks0
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Getting her steps in while she drinks a white russian1
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He must be running a fever cause he's taking his shirt off, oh wait and now his shoes and socks.. and now 😳1
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Singing Karoake " Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do when I come for you"0
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Obviously a corpse being manipulated by two younger men trying to close a business deal.0
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Waiting out back for the payment to dump the corpse off the dock0
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Reenacting that chair scene from Flashdance.0
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Walking around to all the hotties saying
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Dancing on the bar0
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