Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Trying to look suave
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Winking at Kev and twirling her hair 😉
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
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    Trying to find the top to the blender so she can make a frozen drink.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Trying to sell watches that he has on the inside of his trench coat. At least that's what he says is in there
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Wants to be flashed but doesn't want to be obvious
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    betting her friends she'll be making out with the bouncer in an hour tops
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Is wondering if that bouncer keeps a score sheet
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    explaining to the bouncer how a score sheet is old school and showing him her tally clicker
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Asking for an application

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Dirty dancing 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    River dancing
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Singing karaoke
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
    edited August 2020
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    Hacking the club's surveillance system to delete the VIP footage.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Announcing loudly "IM WITH THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT" to get free drinks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Laying shirtless on the bar and encouraging the ladies to take a shot off his belly button.
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Prying the bottle from the bar tenders hand
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited August 2020
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    Humping her girlfriends leg, whilst turning up a bottle of goldschlager and yelling "take it off" to no one in particular
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    hugging his friend's girlfriend for 5 seconds too long
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
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    About to do a shot with me.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    telling the bouncer that he would make an excellent gynaecologist and that she would love to be his first patient.

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