Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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River dancing0
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Singing karaoke0
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Hacking the club's surveillance system to delete the VIP footage.0
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Announcing loudly "IM WITH THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT" to get free drinks0
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Laying shirtless on the bar and encouraging the ladies to take a shot off his belly button.0
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Prying the bottle from the bar tenders hand1
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Humping her girlfriends leg, whilst turning up a bottle of goldschlager and yelling "take it off" to no one in particular0
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hugging his friend's girlfriend for 5 seconds too long0
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About to do a shot with me.0
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telling the bouncer that he would make an excellent gynaecologist and that she would love to be his first patient.0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »The bouncer 🤣
😂😂 With my luck, the reason why you will be visiting me will be that you are pregnant.0 -
She nervously waiting for the cops to show up because she thinks she is being followed after seeing news reports that multiple women with her same name had been found murdered.0
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Being escorted out by bouncers for that unsettling comment0
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Is definitely not getting the Terminator reference...0
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hmm is this night club closed on weekends?
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Only VIP is open0
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Oh... of course
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Have a few bottles on ice.0
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I've heard it's not healthy to drink alone0
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First one in and plans on staying until closing.0
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Drinking Red Bull and vodka0
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Cheers !0
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Never healthy to drink alone.0
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So these fine people showed up
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ok back to the thread
the person above is waiting for a drink0 -
Staring at me as I walk in ignoring her date0
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Looks just like my waiter0
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Deciding whether or not to join me in the VIP.0
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Giving Stef the come hither look... 😏0
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yelling at the bartender to put in a mechanical bull somewhere0
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