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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    i approve !

    Drink order sir?

    Hey Barkeep , I'd like a glass of Hennessy, some pretzels and your phone #


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    mmmhm. Yes.

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  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    May I have another?
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
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    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CowboyLife wrote: »
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    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...

    Oh she's a sweetie... I mean damn , that's a hot babe 😉
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    CowboyLife wrote: »
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    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...

    Oh she's a sweetie... I mean damn , that's a hot babe 😉

    Yeah we are all infatuated... she is smoking hot
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    @slimgirljo15.... WAIT!! You're a guy?!?! I knew I felt something poking me in the back the other night in bed! :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CowboyLife wrote: »
    CowboyLife wrote: »
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    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...

    Oh she's a sweetie... I mean damn , that's a hot babe 😉

    Yeah we are all infatuated... she is smoking hot

    So uhmmm.. *scratches ball area , spits*
    *whispers* so just between us guys what's the goss around here?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    psychod787 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15.... WAIT!! You're a guy?!?! I knew I felt something poking me in the back the other night in bed! :o

    Hey mate, that was just the remote..😂
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    edited August 2020
    psychod787 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15.... WAIT!! You're a guy?!?! I knew I felt something poking me in the back the other night in bed! :o

    Hey mate, that was just the remote..😂

    Did you have it set to "Turned On" lol Oh jesus..... what is wrong with me? Note to self... Always be the big spoon... Ignorance is bliss...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2020
    psychod787 wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15.... WAIT!! You're a guy?!?! I knew I felt something poking me in the back the other night in bed! :o

    Hey mate, that was just the remote..😂

    Did you have it set to "Turned On" lol Oh jesus..... what is wrong with me? Note to self... Always be the big spoon... Ignorance is bliss...

    😂🤣 I can't even
    So many responses, all will get me in Trouble 😄
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Something feels off here...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CowboyLife wrote: »
    Something feels off here...

    *says in a deep manly voice* what do you mean? I'm just hanging here with my bros
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    @slimgirljo15

    I nominate as the head of security... I hear she already has a prison, complete with detox tank 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    She can also be the Mc and do bday announcements and the likes... Not sure if you have heard that aussie tone yet... If not I recommend you look her up in the voice thread....

    I just want to hear her sing "Happy happy birthday baybee" 😂

    Note: All positions are for the lobby only, the actual cave is another matter 🤷🏽‍♂️
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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    There’s a lot of slipping going on in here
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    It's 2020, women need to streamline their bathroom visits. Pee and get out. There's no need to fix your makeup, change or gossip (I group up with 3 sisters and it was hell)

    LMAO, some of us already do this. I don't want to spend anymore time than necessary in a filthy cesspool of germs and human waste, thank you.
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  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Let me sit with my back to the wall...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    CowboyLife wrote: »
    CowboyLife wrote: »
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    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...

    Oh she's a sweetie... I mean damn , that's a hot babe 😉

    Yeah we are all infatuated... she is smoking hot

    So uhmmm.. *scratches ball area , spits*
    *whispers* so just between us guys what's the goss around here?

    You mean brotalk right cuz.. men don't gossip.

    Also I got first dibs on the bartender. She slipped me her # so I plan on slipping her something else later on if you catch my drift

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    Oh, yeah, yeah of course .. I meant brotalk, sorry goss was an Aussie slip up.. we guys gotta stick together , thanks for helping a bro out
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    CowboyLife wrote: »
    CowboyLife wrote: »
    dc0v05p7k8mj.gif
    *said in deep, gruff manly voice* Hey guys, I'm new here, sup

    Welcome partner - we were just checking out the bartender...

    Oh she's a sweetie... I mean damn , that's a hot babe 😉

    Yeah we are all infatuated... she is smoking hot

    So uhmmm.. *scratches ball area , spits*
    *whispers* so just between us guys what's the goss around here?

    You mean brotalk right cuz.. men don't gossip.

    Also I got first dibs on the bartender. She slipped me her # so I plan on slipping her something else later on if you catch my drift

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    That's cool. I learned that hitting on the bar tender has about a .01% chance of sucess. Maybe you have better charms! Good luck!
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    I think you missed a couple 000000...
  • kdking09
    kdking09 Posts: 246 Member
    psychod787 wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15.... WAIT!! You're a guy?!?! I knew I felt something poking me in the back the other night in bed! :o

    Hey mate, that was just the remote..😂

    Did you have it set to "Turned On" lol Oh jesus..... what is wrong with me? Note to self... Always be the big spoon... Ignorance is bliss...

    😂🤣 I can't even
    So many responses, all will get me in Trouble 😄


    Personally I like to be the spork. It makes things interesting and hey who knows what could happen? Of your confused just blame it on the alcohol 😂😒
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    I mean... I think we are growing some...
  • kdking09
    kdking09 Posts: 246 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    🎶 Blame it all on my roots...

    Showed up in boots?

    Ruined your black tie affair?

    I'll show myself to the door😬

    Now I didn't mean, to cause a big scene!

    Well I just figured I'm female and this is a mens group...i better go?

    You were the last one we thought we’d see here 🤠

    😃😃😃😃

    I just dont belong

    But then, you’ve been here before

    Everything is alright

    Now I've got the song stuck in my head .*kitten* 🤠

    I'm pretty sure thsts not the next line😬



    And blame @Mr_Healthy_Habits 😂

    @PlentyofProtein00

    Is now the official Bartender of the the men's club lobby bar!

    Tip her well gentlemen... All proceeds go to help fund education... Ask her about her Amazon wish list as well 🤷🏽‍♂️😂...

    i approve !

    Drink order sir?
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    🎶 Blame it all on my roots...

    Showed up in boots?

    Ruined your black tie affair?

    I'll show myself to the door😬

    Now I didn't mean, to cause a big scene!

    Well I just figured I'm female and this is a mens group...i better go?

    You were the last one we thought we’d see here 🤠

    😃😃😃😃

    I just dont belong

    But then, you’ve been here before

    Everything is alright

    Now I've got the song stuck in my head .*kitten* 🤠

    I'm pretty sure thsts not the next line😬



    And blame @Mr_Healthy_Habits 😂

    @PlentyofProtein00

    Is now the official Bartender of the the men's club lobby bar!

    Tip her well gentlemen... All proceeds go to help fund education... Ask her about her Amazon wish list as well 🤷🏽‍♂️😂...

    😂😂😂 well now, I was needing some extra cash for a new yard stick and glasses.

    Probably best I didnt share that Amazon wishlist tho😳

    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    kdking09 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    🎶 Blame it all on my roots...

    Showed up in boots?

    Ruined your black tie affair?

    I'll show myself to the door😬

    Now I didn't mean, to cause a big scene!

    Well I just figured I'm female and this is a mens group...i better go?

    You were the last one we thought we’d see here 🤠

    😃😃😃😃

    I just dont belong

    But then, you’ve been here before

    Everything is alright

    Now I've got the song stuck in my head .*kitten* 🤠

    I'm pretty sure thsts not the next line😬



    And blame @Mr_Healthy_Habits 😂

    Well, it's better than that *kitten* "baby shark" song that was stuck in my head for most of an 8 mile run the other day 😵😵

    I miss running 😭

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    No worries, we're onlyfans here 😏😂

    I cant with you today 😅

    A glass of amaretto and plenty of protein 😉😊

  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    @slimgirljo15

    I nominate as the head of security... I hear she already has a prison, complete with detox tank 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    She can also be the Mc and do bday announcements and the likes... Not sure if you have heard that aussie tone yet... If not I recommend you look her up in the voice thread....

    I just want to hear her sing "Happy happy birthday baybee" 😂

    Note: All positions are for the lobby only, the actual cave is another matter 🤷🏽‍♂️

    You sure there are no positions available inside the cave?

    Can we see a resume please...
  • kdking09
    kdking09 Posts: 246 Member
    @slimgirljo15

    I nominate as the head of security... I hear she already has a prison, complete with detox tank 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    She can also be the Mc and do bday announcements and the likes... Not sure if you have heard that aussie tone yet... If not I recommend you look her up in the voice thread....

    I just want to hear her sing "Happy happy birthday baybee" 😂

    Note: All positions are for the lobby only, the actual cave is another matter 🤷🏽‍♂️

    You sure there are no positions available inside the cave?

    There are always positions in the man cave. Always. 😉

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    So, Uhmm when do I get the key to the man cave,? Ya know so us bros can brotalk in private
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    There’s only one and we hid it - no one could ever find it either...