Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?

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  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    "You are kinda pretty"
    "You smell like makeup"
    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks"
    "You are thick in some of the right places"

    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks" is something I would have probably never thought to say, to anyone, ever

    Yeah, because wouldn't be easier just to say fisherman?

    😂... I think I'd rather be told I look like a shark hunter rather than a fishermen if I was a woman...

    But maybe he saw a hot shark hunter on the discovery Channel during shark week he was reminded of 🤷🏽‍♂️

    But isnt that what a shark hunter is?.....a fisherman? I mean yeah, i dont think being told you look like a fisherman as a woman would generally be a good thing.......but fancying up the word makes it better?

    * Note - I jest
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    "You are kinda pretty"
    "You smell like makeup"
    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks"
    "You are thick in some of the right places"

    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks" is something I would have probably never thought to say, to anyone, ever

    Yeah, because wouldn't be easier just to say fisherman?

    😂... I think I'd rather be told I look like a shark hunter rather than a fishermen if I was a woman...

    But maybe he saw a hot shark hunter on the discovery Channel during shark week he was reminded of 🤷🏽‍♂️

    But isnt that what a shark hunter is?.....a fisherman? I mean yeah, i dont think being told you look like a fisherman as a woman would generally be a good thing.......but fancying up the word makes it better?

    * Note - I jest

    Oh yeah... A fishermen could be a chik with a beard on a crab boat... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I guess now that I think about it a shark hunter could be too, but I just picture Angelina Jolie in a wet suit with a spear 😍...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    "You are kinda pretty"
    "You smell like makeup"
    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks"
    "You are thick in some of the right places"

    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks" is something I would have probably never thought to say, to anyone, ever

    Yeah, because wouldn't be easier just to say fisherman?

    😂... I think I'd rather be told I look like a shark hunter rather than a fishermen if I was a woman...

    But maybe he saw a hot shark hunter on the discovery Channel during shark week he was reminded of 🤷🏽‍♂️

    But isnt that what a shark hunter is?.....a fisherman? I mean yeah, i dont think being told you look like a fisherman as a woman would generally be a good thing.......but fancying up the word makes it better?

    * Note - I jest

    Oh yeah... A fishermen could be a chik with a beard on a crab boat... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I guess now that I think about it a shark hunter could be too, but I just picture Angelina Jolie in a wet suit with a spear 😍...

    I wanna be a shark hunter now.

    I knew that wasn't AJ in my shark fantasy, but rather someone who reminded me of her in sorta a AOC kinda way 🤷🏽‍♂️💕
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    "You are kinda pretty"
    "You smell like makeup"
    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks"
    "You are thick in some of the right places"

    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks" is something I would have probably never thought to say, to anyone, ever

    Yeah, because wouldn't be easier just to say fisherman?

    😂... I think I'd rather be told I look like a shark hunter rather than a fishermen if I was a woman...

    But maybe he saw a hot shark hunter on the discovery Channel during shark week he was reminded of 🤷🏽‍♂️

    But isnt that what a shark hunter is?.....a fisherman? I mean yeah, i dont think being told you look like a fisherman as a woman would generally be a good thing.......but fancying up the word makes it better?

    * Note - I jest

    Oh yeah... A fishermen could be a chik with a beard on a crab boat... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I guess now that I think about it a shark hunter could be too, but I just picture Angelina Jolie in a wet suit with a spear 😍...

    Generally the only ones catching and killing sharks are standing in a boat with a fishing pole. Id call them fisherman.....i guess i could concede they are hunters if they wear their Elmer Fudd hat while doing it 😉

    However, to your point, i wonder if it is a compliment to tell a woman she looks like Angelina Jolie in a wet suit....maybe?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    "You are kinda pretty"
    "You smell like makeup"
    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks"
    "You are thick in some of the right places"

    "You look like a girl that hunts sharks" is something I would have probably never thought to say, to anyone, ever

    Yeah, because wouldn't be easier just to say fisherman?

    😂... I think I'd rather be told I look like a shark hunter rather than a fishermen if I was a woman...

    But maybe he saw a hot shark hunter on the discovery Channel during shark week he was reminded of 🤷🏽‍♂️

    But isnt that what a shark hunter is?.....a fisherman? I mean yeah, i dont think being told you look like a fisherman as a woman would generally be a good thing.......but fancying up the word makes it better?

    * Note - I jest

    Oh yeah... A fishermen could be a chik with a beard on a crab boat... 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I guess now that I think about it a shark hunter could be too, but I just picture Angelina Jolie in a wet suit with a spear 😍...

    Generally the only ones catching and killing sharks are standing in a boat with a fishing pole. Id call them fisherman.....i guess i could concede they are hunters if they wear their Elmer Fudd hat while doing it 😉

    However, to your point, i wonder if it is a compliment to tell a woman she looks like Angelina Jolie in a wet suit....maybe?

    Angelina Jolie in a freaking elephant suit is a compliment 😍😂...
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    onward1 wrote: »
    #1 You're such a cute pregnant girl. (It was six months after I had my second son.)

    Yeah, I hear ya. ^ "When are you due?" I was asked one week after giving birth, AND I was lugging my newborn in his car seat as she asked it. Seriously?

    BRUTAL! :o

  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    edited August 2020
    onward1 wrote: »
    #1 You're such a cute pregnant girl. (It was six months after I had my second son.)

    Yeah, I hear ya. ^ "When are you due?" I was asked one week after giving birth, AND I was lugging my newborn in his car seat as she asked it. Seriously?

    Omg....once after my second baby this super nice lady in the parking lot of a grocery store at night says.....”I can’t help but notice you’re pregnant, can I help you put your groceries in your car?”

    And I had my baby with....he was at least a few months old. So I just did the old “thanks so much, I’m actually not pregnant, just fat” routine. She really was just trying to be genuinely nice. Poor thing.
  • gategannesh
    gategannesh Posts: 12 Member
    If I'm not mistaken, it was - your appearance doesn't matter , what matters is that you are kind.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    You are so beautiful




    to me
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?

    I know! Perpendicular to what?? The ground? 😅
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?
    hrichts wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?

    I know! Perpendicular to what?? The ground? 😅

    Thanks ladies! Maybe that's why it plays over in my head - because it doesn't make sense!
    I heard "you look like a man", they might as well have complimented me on my 'strong chiseled jaw'
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?
    hrichts wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?

    I know! Perpendicular to what?? The ground? 😅

    Thanks ladies! Maybe that's why it plays over in my head - because it doesn't make sense!
    I heard "you look like a man", they might as well have complimented me on my 'strong chiseled jaw'

    Wait, strong jaw/jawline is not a nice compliment to give to a woman? I had no clue😅
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I don't remember if I posted this already

    2 clients at work have told me I look like our office cat
    ...huh? What?
    (I actually sort of took it as a compliment, strange thing to say tho)

    I have a friend who looks like a grumpy bodega cat. She pointed it out to me so I don’t feel bad thinking it.
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    You look good for your age

    hear you on that sister!
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    "too bad about those acne scars - you'd be a babe"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    “you’re too pretty to date girls”

    Whoa...whoa
    What do you say to that?

    I cocked my head to the side as I tried to grasp that one
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?
    hrichts wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "you have a perpendicular face'

    (I heard "you look like a man")

    🤣😭😩 What does this even mean?! Was the person an engineer?

    I know! Perpendicular to what?? The ground? 😅

    Thanks ladies! Maybe that's why it plays over in my head - because it doesn't make sense!
    I heard "you look like a man", they might as well have complimented me on my 'strong chiseled jaw'

    Wait, strong jaw/jawline is not a nice compliment to give to a woman? I had no clue😅

    Do it, and while your at it, tell her its cute how her mustache glistens in the sunlight!

    (This could also go in the bad advice thread)

    ha ha! So what do I say if I like someone's jawline? I do dig those