Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?

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  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    @lilcharmer214

    I'm usually into black girls so...
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Best: you are the sunshine breaking through my dark clouds. Even when are are going through the worst of times, you are positive

    That made me cry
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??


    Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."

    “i wish my girlfriend was more like u”

    I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??


    Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."

    “i wish my girlfriend was more like u”

    I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.

    just tell your wife u like her better than your girlfriend
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??


    Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."

    “i wish my girlfriend was more like u”

    I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.

    just tell your wife u like her better than your girlfriend

    trying to picture that reaction

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    😂
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    @lilcharmer214

    I'm usually into black girls so...

    Triggered. See Exhibit A as a reference, if you so choose @SwolehouseBrotown. Just replace "Asian" with "Black" and assume that a sub-section of women will have qualms about being categorized/viewed on the basis of race, genetics, culture, etc.

    I'll leave it at that as, apparently, this is a topic of heated debate here for some reason that can only be explained in the Twilight Zone.

    Lol

    Or we could go further and say because im into girls that I'm a pig because I'm defining them as a woman and subjecting them to my desires based solely on the fact that they are women. Or human. How dare I?

    Not into dogs or dudes....

    and it was a joke obviously since she says she doesn't like it when people say they aren't usually into black girls.

    Its ok to be into what you're in to.

    I am not sorry you were offended lol

    @MaltedTea
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??


    Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."

    “i wish my girlfriend was more like u”

    I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.

    my neighbour told my husband he's a lucky man. neither she or i were in the vicinity. :D
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    My friends mom today asked me “where is the other 2/3 of you?”
    😂
    Which I do take as a compliment but makes me wonder wtf she thought of me when she thought I must be pushing 500 and something *kitten* pounds.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Mom, we can both fit in the chair now.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    salkavalka wrote: »
    My personal favourite on Instagram:
    "Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"

    Please tell me someone didn't say that to you? To anyone, that's a major insult. Like they're God's gift.....
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    salkavalka wrote: »
    My personal favourite on Instagram:
    "Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"

    I dont even get what that is supposed to mean? That in no way can be a compliment. Bad guy
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    @ReenieHJ The brain does handle negative and positive compliments differently. The negative ones tend to stick while we blow off the positive ones. Criticism over praise. I don't remember the worst ones coming from men. ;) The worst ones come from those closest to us without any filters.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.

    "You got the buns for my wiener."

    Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.

    "Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
    "I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."

    Thank you for the disclaimer. Apology accepted 😜
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.

    "You got the buns for my wiener."

    Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.

    "Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
    "I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."

    What girl could possibly refuse such verbal charms ?

    I'ma stealing these and be using them during my next trip to the grocery store.
    Especially the 'buns / wiener' comment. I'm be sure to have a package of bratwurst in my hands when this gem is delivered.

    To avoid a harassment case, be sure to be in the bread aisle, at least. Plausible deniability or some such legalese (brought to you from hours of watching Law & Order with semi interest while making dinner) 🤷🏿‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    This one I'm totally stealing...