We broke up because...
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He was very judggy about my video game preferences.0
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Every time I mention going home for alone time, he assumed I meant his alone time with his Play Station 🤨1
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She was always trying to get my joystick.0
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I found out that She was playing with my Ex's joystick0
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She couldn't drive stick in an automatic0
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She wore out my stick shift...0
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He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............3
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She once asked if I had "man bits" 😧0
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Thought she asked me to bite her man. Not sure why she got so angry when I complied. 🤷♀️2
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Because she doesn't like lifting tree stumps🤷🏽♂️0
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Always wore these horrid bark looking socks to bed, scraped up my legs pretty bad! 😞0
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I wasn’t allowed to come to bed until I shaved and moisturized.0
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She'd never share the lotion0
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Because she "borrowed" my favorite lotions all the time!0
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She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home1
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toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD1 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home
Because she didn't want to do yoga with me0 -
BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD
Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life!
And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair.
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toriann319 wrote: »BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD
Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life!
And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair.
Agreed I feel all special now🥰❤1 -
Alas he was smitten with another. 😭0
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