What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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brustmannzwei wrote: »When she knows I find her beautiful no matter what.
You just woke up, and I have your 1/2 pumpkin spice creamer and 1/2 fruity coffee beans freshly ground and brewed ready to go. 🤮 BTW but you do you, you sexy thing you.
You just finished up in the home gym or are getting back from the gym and you give me the opportunity to welcome you home with a huge hug and kiss. 😗
When we are being all socialitey and it’s 0300, and she is ready to go home because your hair has fallen and all the other things that women say about their appearance when, in my opinion, they start being self conscious, and I whisper how beautiful she really is, all the time, no matter what, and I get to see her eyes light up, back straighten up, and her have the time of her life.
This is some good stuff.2 -
Well worn yoga mats2
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Always has a hair tie on her wrist.0
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Strategically Placed Carpet Burns7
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happimess01 wrote: »When the only thing declined on our date is my credit card😍
Still this2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny6 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB0 -
_sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »brustmannzwei wrote: »When she knows I find her beautiful no matter what.
You just woke up, and I have your 1/2 pumpkin spice creamer and 1/2 fruity coffee beans freshly ground and brewed ready to go. 🤮 BTW but you do you, you sexy thing you.
You just finished up in the home gym or are getting back from the gym and you give me the opportunity to welcome you home with a huge hug and kiss. 😗
When we are being all socialitey and it’s 0300, and she is ready to go home because your hair has fallen and all the other things that women say about their appearance when, in my opinion, they start being self conscious, and I whisper how beautiful she really is, all the time, no matter what, and I get to see her eyes light up, back straighten up, and her have the time of her life.
This is some good stuff.
Isn't it always so sweet? 😍😭1 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
* I basically ingest messy *kitten*
* I bite, I munch *kitten*
* Innards blasted/internal membranes busted
After months of playing in the Acronym Game thread and a lifetime living in a salacious city, I was made for this. 🤷🏿♀️3 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
* I basically ingest messy *kitten*
* I bite, I munch *kitten*
* Innards blasted/internal membranes busted
After months of playing in the Acronym Game thread and a lifetime living in a salacious city, I was made for this. 🤷🏿♀️
Hint: It's a Firefly reference.0 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
I boink in my butt6 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
I boink in my butt
3/5 correct.1 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
I boink in my butt
3/5 correct.
I’m good with 60%3 -
Humor, sure you could be a gorgeous man, but if you're not funny I don't want it!!!3
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hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
I boink in my butt
@CacoEther
** Checking West Dakota flight itineraries. **2 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »hawkeye45_ wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strategically Placed Carpet Burns
its a code, bc the capital letters
Shy Pouty Cosplay Bunny
Figure out this code: IBIMB
We got a winner.0 -
A threatening aura.3
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »Dark facial hair 😍
Feverishly rummaging through the bathroom looking for a box of Just for Men.0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »Dark facial hair 😍
YES! If they have dark facial hair and blue or green eyes, lay me down!2 -
Definitely eyes and lips. I adore kissing so it figures.1
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When she talks just like me but with that valley girl Canadian accent thing going on... 🥰3
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When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom5
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happimess01 wrote: »When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom
I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom
I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.
Their product sales would sky rocket if they just remove those red/green lights. I will write them a suggestion.2 -
happimess01 wrote: »When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom
When he puts a camera in the bedroom4 -
@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills4
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@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills
@steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...
Brustmannzwei response to RFP
MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel
The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.
Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.
The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.
Past Performance:
MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.
He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.
The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.4
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