Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Reports my posts.

    We take tchotchkes very seriously round here

    post reported.

    You have a hair out of place
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Reports my posts.

    We take tchotchkes very seriously round here

    post reported.

    You have a hair out of place

    those curly ones can be unruly 😆
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When she only ever did the day shift at the strip club and was never brought on during the prime hours.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if she's not dedicated enough to help me devise a fool proof scheme to escape from prison, then i don't want it.

    how bout bake u a cake with formal notice of appeal hidden inside 😍
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
    edited September 2020
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    When she only ever did the day shift at the strip club and was never brought on during the prime hours.

    😒 It was night time where you’re at. That should count for something.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When she introduces me to her "future birthing instructor" on our 2nd date
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    uses toe spoon instead of toe knife
  • denny_mac
    denny_mac Posts: 71 Member
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    Birkenstocks
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Birkenstocks

    But they're so comfy 😒
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Birkenstocks

    I was going to bust your chops by posting a photograph of a smokin' hot woman in a pair of Birkenstocks....

    So I googled: 'Smokin' Hot Woman in Birkenstocks!'



    ..... nothing appeared.
  • denny_mac
    denny_mac Posts: 71 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Birkenstocks

    But they're so comfy 😒

    So are granny panties, or so I imagine. And those are also a deal breaker.
  • denny_mac
    denny_mac Posts: 71 Member
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    Utilikilts
  • alteredsteve175
    alteredsteve175 Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Has a MFP account

    Heard that. Those people are T-R-O-U-B-L-E!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,038 Member
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    Has a MFP account

    I never thought I’d join the “I’m-gonna-leave-(and probably-come-back-repeatedly) group but......I just may.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Has a MFP account

    I never thought I’d join the “I’m-gonna-leave-(and probably-come-back-repeatedly) group but......I just may.

    😂 well girl, I've been on and off of here since 2007 🤷‍♀️
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,038 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Has a MFP account

    I never thought I’d join the “I’m-gonna-leave-(and probably-come-back-repeatedly) group but......I just may.

    😂 well girl, I've been on and off of here since 2007 🤷‍♀️

    Well I’m gonna now too. Starting.......maybe in July of 2022. That’s when I say goodbye. July 22, 2022.