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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member

  It wasn’t the 6 feet social distance in 2020 that led to our breakup but rather the emotional distance that has always existed...

  October 11, 2020 2:03PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member

  He coughed on me

  October 11, 2020 7:30PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,715 Member Member Posts: 28,715 Member

  I heard her sneeze 😱

  October 11, 2020 11:30PM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 7,077 Member Member Posts: 7,077 Member

  She said stuff like “I’m loyal to all my ladies” like I wasn’t special.

  October 12, 2020 3:03AM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,352 Member Member Posts: 1,352 Member

  Didn’t like cats

  October 12, 2020 3:06AM

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• happimess01 Member Posts: 7,258 Member Member Posts: 7,258 Member

  She has recurring dreams about me running around the house in a diaper. I was deeply insulted

  October 13, 2020 2:51PM

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• Ashkea76 Member Posts: 5,957 Member Member Posts: 5,957 Member

  He left me hanging on a back massage deal.. 💔😥

  October 14, 2020 3:06AM edited October 2020

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• happimess01 Member Posts: 7,258 Member Member Posts: 7,258 Member

  Ashkea76 wrote: »

  He left me hanging on a back massage deal.. 💔😥

  
  Nooo, i would never❤️🤗

  October 14, 2020 4:51AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member

  My inability to speak fluently in any language...

  October 14, 2020 11:57AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member

  I suspect he was swearing at me in a rare and little known Chinese dialect.

  October 14, 2020 7:40PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,715 Member Member Posts: 28,715 Member

  I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒

  October 14, 2020 10:08PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member

  PaperDoll_ wrote: »

  I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒

  
  🤣😂 I just can't

  October 14, 2020 10:09PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,715 Member Member Posts: 28,715 Member

  She could but she wouldn’t ☹️

  October 14, 2020 10:15PM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,641 Member Member Posts: 2,641 Member

  She didnt like my candles, said she was worried about catching fire

  October 15, 2020 2:54AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member

  He always tried to get me to stop drinking coffee by being careless with his candles!
  It was totes fine because I'm always cold anyway!
  
  
  

  October 15, 2020 7:50PM edited October 2020

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member

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  October 17, 2020 4:07AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member

  My contract was up and not renewed...

  October 18, 2020 7:56PM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 7,077 Member Member Posts: 7,077 Member

  He wouldn’t let me open my pickle jars without judging my technique. I mean I hardly ever broke the glass when I banged it against the counter.

  October 19, 2020 12:31AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member

  Apparently and unfortunately for me, size mattered to her...

  October 19, 2020 1:01AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,715 Member Member Posts: 28,715 Member

  Asked him to get me a jar of dill pickles and he came back with gherkins. 😒

  October 19, 2020 1:20AM

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