We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Options
Replies
-
She thought my toys were trolls. They're action figures0
-
I stepped on one too many action figures .. ouch.0
-
Kept borrowing my shoes0
-
It wasn’t the 6 feet social distance in 2020 that led to our breakup but rather the emotional distance that has always existed...0
-
He coughed on me
0 -
I heard her sneeze 😱0
-
She said stuff like “I’m loyal to all my ladies” like I wasn’t special.0
-
Didn’t like cats0
-
She has recurring dreams about me running around the house in a diaper. I was deeply insulted0
-
He left me hanging on a back massage deal.. 💔😥1
-
-
My inability to speak fluently in any language...0
-
I suspect he was swearing at me in a rare and little known Chinese dialect.0
-
I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒0
-
PaperDoll_ wrote: »I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒
🤣😂 I just can't2 -
She could but she wouldn’t ☹️2
-
She didnt like my candles, said she was worried about catching fire0
-
He always tried to get me to stop drinking coffee by being careless with his candles!
It was totes fine because I'm always cold anyway!
0 -
.0
-
My contract was up and not renewed...0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.3K Introduce Yourself
- 43.4K Getting Started
- 259.6K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 387 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.2K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 22 News and Announcements
- 911 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions