Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

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    its a cold world out there bundle up
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Her keeping her wedding ring on during sex
    Her keeping her wedding ring on during sex

    This is an easy fix... don't stoop your BFFs wife.

    maybe it's his own wife and..... well, maybe it's his own wife ??
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I need to change my astrological sign if Libras aren't cutting it anymore.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

    Ewww. This doesn't really happen, surely?!
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

    wtf kind of extreme hoarders *kitten* is this

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

    Ewww. This doesn't really happen, surely?!
    iMago wrote: »
    Could someone please tell me what this "bad hygiene" is that all these men are so messed up about?
    I mean, are they not showering? brushing their teeth? cutting toe nails? clean their ears?



    general cleanliness i guess. like when you go in the bathroom and there's old tampons on the floor beside the toilet because the trash can is overflowing and hasn't been carried out

    wtf kind of extreme hoarders *kitten* is this

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    that's disgusting and clearly displays a lack of self awareness and marginal hygiene





    .... can you share her telephone number ?
  • blondeandfeistyAF13
    blondeandfeistyAF13 Posts: 1,587 Member
    Her keeping her wedding ring on during sex

    This is an easy fix... don't stoop your BFFs wife.

    This is why I love you . . . you're a problem-solver :D Also "stoop"
  • Bad hygiene: There are some ladies and gentlemen who just either don't know how to wash properly, or don't do so often enough. Specifically the area enclosed by underwear. It is... offputting to a potential partner.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    -Not cultured
    - knows nothing about their culture/ background
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,247 Member
    When they hate me.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    when they wont help me up off the floor if i fake die and do the dead weight thing

    Yes, that's definitely a big deal breaker. Or if they chuckle, grab their friends and say 'hey, look at her', then kick your side just to check.

    Just curious tho, how many times have you tested this out? :)
  • when they wont help me up off the floor if i fake die and do the dead weight thing

    In our house, the cat will just come and sit on your chest and meticulously sniff all over your face, tickling you with her whiskers. This always makes people snort and giggle, so it ruins the drama.

    Well, that's what she does when I do floor poses in yoga, anyway.


  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they hate me.

    Who?
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,247 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they hate me.

    Who?

    Anyone. It’s deal on unless they hate me. Then it’s a deal breaker. I don’t really ask for much.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    when they wont help me up off the floor if i fake die and do the dead weight thing

    Yes, that's definitely a big deal breaker. Or if they chuckle, grab their friends and say 'hey, look at her', then kick your side just to check.

    Just curious tho, how many times have you tested this out? :)

    i do it at least once a month with my kids after movie night and nowadays the girl has started to just cover me head to toe in blankets and solemnly place flower on top

    the boy throws stuff at me until i get up

  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
    @honeybee__12, 😂🤣. Love it. Totally agree.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    when they wont help me up off the floor if i fake die and do the dead weight thing

    Yes, that's definitely a big deal breaker. Or if they chuckle, grab their friends and say 'hey, look at her', then kick your side just to check.

    Just curious tho, how many times have you tested this out? :)

    i do it at least once a month with my kids after movie night and nowadays the girl has started to just cover me head to toe in blankets and solemnly place flower on top

    the boy throws stuff at me until i get up

    Too funny. :) Tell the boy he best be straightening out his ways before dating. Then when he does date, put a bug in his date's ear to play dead, test his reactions. :) And leave the girl more in your will because she's really sweet.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    yeah, I saw red venting
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    You know what? YOU sound suss!
    *vote ends in a tie *
    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    yeah, I saw red venting

    Ya but then call out every other color to get voted out until the last three and then suss red.
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  • When they see my liking for planning and organization as a fetter on their freedom and possibilities of the day.

    (I'm not saying I don't want to go; I'm saying give me ten minutes to wash the lunch dishes and get the dinner meat out to thaw. Ain't no dish fairy going to show up and do them while we're gone, and we WILL come home hungry. )
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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they hate me.

    Who?

    Anyone. It’s deal on unless they hate me. Then it’s a deal breaker. I don’t really ask for much.

    How?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if they confuse jive with jibe