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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  I was too immature...

  November 14, 2020 12:09AM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 976 Member Member Posts: 976 Member

  He kept telling knock knock jokes

  November 14, 2020 12:10AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  Strictly for tax purposes only...

  November 14, 2020 12:12AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,070 Member Member Posts: 186,070 Member

  I found out he was on the lamb for Tax Evasion. 😲

  November 14, 2020 12:26AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul...and unconditional love...

  November 14, 2020 2:36PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 26,465 Member Member Posts: 26,465 Member

  He’d already given his soul away 😒

  November 14, 2020 2:57PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  My method of resolving issues was based solely on the results of a game of tic-tac-toe...

  November 15, 2020 2:09AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,070 Member Member Posts: 186,070 Member

  He cheated at Tic-Tac-Toe

  November 15, 2020 2:47AM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 6,244 Member Member Posts: 6,244 Member

  Every time I annoyed her she put tacks in my toe and hair growth pills in my tic tacs.

  November 15, 2020 3:05AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 26,465 Member Member Posts: 26,465 Member

  She promised me pumpkin pancakes and didn’t deliver. ☹️

  November 15, 2020 3:23AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,070 Member Member Posts: 186,070 Member

  She'd stay out all night just to get pumpkin pancakes for breakfast 🥴

  November 15, 2020 3:35AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  I didn’t provide sufficient PPE...

  November 15, 2020 2:52PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 26,465 Member Member Posts: 26,465 Member

  His E was fine but the P’s weren’t sufficient

  November 16, 2020 3:12AM

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• Ashkea76 Member Posts: 5,800 Member Member Posts: 5,800 Member

  Because we got separated in the zombiepocolypse

  November 16, 2020 6:30AM edited November 2020

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,070 Member Member Posts: 186,070 Member

  I sometimes moan in my sleep and once woke up to her swinging a hatchet to my head 😧
  Luckily I screamed out " What the He🏒🏒!" And she stopped mid air not two inches from me.
  I need to be able to sleep and moan and snore without worrying about being mistaken for the Undead! 😞
  🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

  November 16, 2020 10:24AM edited November 2020

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  I think she's a zombie

  November 16, 2020 12:57PM

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• NorthStar77 Member Posts: 561 Member Member Posts: 561 Member

  she was taller than me in her boots!

  November 16, 2020 1:11PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  He said those boots are made for walking....and that's just what I did

  November 16, 2020 2:29PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,459 Member Member Posts: 3,459 Member

  Much like a flip-phone, she said I had become obsolete...

  November 16, 2020 4:06PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  He said my flip flops flipped and flipped too much

  November 16, 2020 7:31PM

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