We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He said those boots are made for walking....and that's just what I did1
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Much like a flip-phone, she said I had become obsolete...0
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He said my flip flops flipped and flipped too much0
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She always spoke in code, particularly when referring to “flip-flops”...0
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Preferred my crocs over my flip flops because "if you ain't crocin' you ain't rockin".... and I had to say that every time I put them on...0
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walked in on me getting an ashiatsu massage and was grossed out0
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He had a obsession off my dog...0
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He gave his dog more cuddles than me0
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She wasn't a dog person0
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Of your inability to walk like an Egyptian...0
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he mummified my dog.. *before* it died
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Her definition of experimenting was not my definition of experimenting...0
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He never cleaned his test tubes and beakers after experimenting0
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i was a test tube baby and she made fun of me bcuz of that0
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He had me so relaxed with his massage that I was in a coma.0
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Cause Even tho I love cake she baked to many1
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He wouldn't share his cake0
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The clothes I wore seldom matched..0
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He suggested we wear matching outfits0
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As my waistline continued to grow, so did her expectations until inevitably, we became too distant to coexist...0
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