I've lost an Elephant Penis



  • MadisonMolly2017
    MadisonMolly2017 Posts: 10,225 Member
    Wow! Not till this moment did I realize how much I used to carry around! Wow!😳😳😳

    THREE automobile tires πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜ + a Chihuahua πŸ• + a human brain 🧠

    OR FOUR tires πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜minus a newborn baby πŸ‘ΆπŸ»

    And now I weigh a fashion model holding a kid-size microwave πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
  • 16 pounds:A sperm whale brain.
  • Sand_TIger
    Sand_TIger Posts: 891 Member
    I've lost the world's largest ball of tape plus one human brain! I love it!
  • katescurios
    katescurios Posts: 224 Member
    An average human leg and an ostrich egg.

    Only 1 lb away from an elephants heart.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,041 Member
    3 away from a bale of hay
  • cstatdixon
    cstatdixon Posts: 11 Member
    I'm currently 0.6 pounds shy of losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner.
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 10,369 Member
    I'm down a guinea pig and an elephant's heart
  • uyister
    uyister Posts: 153 Member
    I have lost a gold brick and a guinea pig!!

    I now weigh Arnold Schwarzenegger holding 10dz eggs!!
  • asthesoapturns
    asthesoapturns Posts: 313 Member
    An Irish setter. Cool.
  • spyro88
    spyro88 Posts: 464 Member
    I love this! I've lost a Bald Eagle! (I have held one of those on my arm and they are HEAVY!)
  • Zenaryaa
    Zenaryaa Posts: 16 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave, but am shooting for the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape! Haha.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I'm between an Irish Setter and a Gold Brick.
  • olympos92
    olympos92 Posts: 76 Member
    The title brought me here. What and odd thing to compare lol made me laugh though! :D

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

    Can't wait to get more funny ones later on. :D
  • WendyGail69
    WendyGail69 Posts: 2 Member
    I've lost a rack of baby back ribs. LOL
  • OhioViking79
    OhioViking79 Posts: 76 Member
    I am a pound shy of loosing the amount of cheese an average American eat in a year, and now weigh just an ostrich egg less than Arnold! Oh my!
    What is best in life? To crush your pounds, to see them driven before you, and to hear NOT the lamentations of your bathroom scales.
  • jeannemarie333
    jeannemarie333 Posts: 213 Member
    Wow!!! thanks! and congratulations!!
  • StephanieStC
    StephanieStC Posts: 59 Member
    This is funny. I've never seen this posting before. I've lost a bald eagle so far.
  • 19KCMama
    19KCMama Posts: 90 Member
    I lost a bald eagle πŸ¦…!
  • uyister
    uyister Posts: 153 Member
    As of this morning, I've lost 'the amount of trash you throw away in a month' + 'an average human brain 🧠'.