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Random Thought For the Day

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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    You mean to tell me that grown *kitten* dude was in the military????

    Making dramatics like that over some.. I cannot.

    😴
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited November 2020
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    and I said "I know you are but what am I ??? :p
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I miss my friends from drunk driving school...(sigh)
  • Loves2swimgirl
    Loves2swimgirl Posts: 2 Member
    Up early for a run and wondering if it’s too early to
    Christmas vomit all over the house :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    and I said "I know you are but what am I ??? :p

    Don't forget 'I'm rubber, you're glue.....'
  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    @Miz_Owl you come up with some of the best stuff <3
  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    @Miz_Owl you come up with some of the best stuff <3

    Aww . Your so sweet Reenie .
    I wish I had the talented to of written them .
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited November 2020
    <-fence pee'er :(
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Read through, first thing that “popped” into my mind,

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Read through, first thing that “popped” into my mind,

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    I remember those; what a great toy.


    That is, if you pick it up by the handle and swing it really hard over your head, you can inflict all kinds of punishment.

    *sigh*..... memories .
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    Does beef have a holiday? 🤔 Turkey, Chicken, and Ham monopolize the majors.

    summer, burgers
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    No way he could keep up with me.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Read through, first thing that “popped” into my mind,

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    Those things were frequently coming up missing hidden right before the daycare kids came every morning.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    This was Top Golf after that last ice.
    Since it opened a few years back,
    they have had to repair the netting from ice and thunderstorms repeatedly.
    I think one year it came apart 5 different times.
    Got me to wondering why the insurance co. doesn’t suggest a different configuration for the nets.
    Why couldn’t they retract somehow?
    This is the kind of worthless thing I spend time thinking about...... 🙄
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    “Hey babe, how you doin’?”

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    “Hey babe, how you doin’?”

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    LOL .
    Poor little guy
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Grocery shopping this a.m. and this guy walks up and says Hi!
    Me: Hi ! ????
    He: You don't remember me do you?
    Me: Course I do!
    He: I'm Vladamir Smith(ok, I made that up...really) We went to high school together.
    Me: Course I remember you! (just like I remember all the other 249 high school kids I graduated with a million years ago that changed so much with age) :/
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    I'm thinking I might invest in my own snowshoes this year. I went last year, using my sister's extra pair. But it's a sport I think I could actually enjoy. No competition and all I need to do is walk which I'm pretty successful at most of the time. So just maybe.....
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    How bored ya gotta be as a bear.

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited December 2020
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Sometimes there's a good reason for raiding the fridge at 9 p.m. I look out the kitchen window and saw 2 deer roaming across the yard.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited December 2020

    Accountability, a concept becoming more and more forgotten.
  • Liftsalotat5
    Liftsalotat5 Posts: 21 Member
    My dog is laying on the couch with me.
    I’m often jealous of the life it has :)
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Shopping for a book for a 2 yo boy.
    Some choices are:
    Quantum Physics for Babies, nope pass
    The Coronavirus Christmas, nope pass
    then I find a perfect selection for this little guy but it takes 1-2 months to ship. *sigh*
  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Mainstream comedians just aren’t funny anymore.
    Seems like they spent so many years using politics for all their jokes they’ve forgotten how to be funny.

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