Random Thought For the Day

My dog is laying on the couch with me.
I’m often jealous of the life it has

Shopping for a book for a 2 yo boy.
Some choices are:
Quantum Physics for Babies, nope pass
The Coronavirus Christmas, nope pass
then I find a perfect selection for this little guy but it takes 1-2 months to ship. *sigh*

Mainstream comedians just aren’t funny anymore.
Seems like they spent so many years using politics for all their jokes they’ve forgotten how to be funny.

Why have the directions on shampoo bottles? It’s shampoo, what else am I going to do with it?

drex269elm wrote: »

Why have the directions on shampoo bottles? It’s shampoo, what else am I going to do with it?

Shampoo is also know for washing the outside of your car .

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

honeybee__12 wrote: »

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

honeybee__12 wrote: »

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

Well then you better tell me some jokes

I am almost completely kinda sure that I believe in Bigfoot. 🤷‍♀️

Creamy peanut butter and strawberry jam sammich.

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that the dukes of hazard theme song I hear