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Say it..... without really saying it.

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  • Posts: 4,692 Member
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  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    iMago wrote: »

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    Hahaha

    You need professional help.

    And....

    Do you need a ride home when this thread is over ?
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    Hahaha

    You need professional help.

    And....

    Do you need a ride home when this thread is over ?

    do you pay in itunes giftcards or
  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    do you pay in itunes giftcards or

    Rubber Checks
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    edited January 2021
    Oy

    Don't make me need to explain to my husband why I'm acting like an idiot laughing over here.

    I do like the tattoo though, it's a dog. Right? Did anybody notice the dog tattoo at all? Anyone?
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    Rubber Checks

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  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    before we get any further in depth here, let's remember that this ain't the place for politics.

    all it does is get good, funny and heartfelt threads shut down and people banned. and thus the divide increases.

    all the people who were your friends yesterday, can still be your friends today.

    if you don't want that, feel free to speak on it on your own private page, or make a private group to discuss things.

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    This. A million times this.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Oy

    Don't make me need to explain to my husband why I'm acting like an idiot laughing over here.

    I do like the tattoo though, it's a dog. Right? Did anybody notice the dog tattoo at all? Anyone?

    I sure hope MIKE is his son :D
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Oy

    Don't make me need to explain to my husband why I'm acting like an idiot laughing over here.

    I do like the tattoo though, it's a dog. Right? Did anybody notice the dog tattoo at all? Anyone?

    i debated on posting the front view of the model but the bulge probably would've shattered everybody's monitors and phone screens
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    iMago wrote: »

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    Size xxxs
    Jus sayin
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    i debated on posting the front view of the model but the bulge probably would've shattered everybody's monitors and phone screens

    this is why I don't manscape so in a year I can have an impressive bulge too
  • Posts: 8,714 Member

    this is why I don't manscape so in a year I can have an impressive bulge too

    as men we really need to make that socially acceptable again

    and also i think its time we bring back mustaches
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    Me:
    Alexa out of the blue: “Today is National Bean Day. A great day to toot your own horn.”
    Me: if you say so it must be so.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    Me and my Zoot Suit have patiently been waiting for the return of the pencil thin mustache.

    im down for it

    2020- the year of the pandemic

    2021- the year of the mandemic
  • Posts: 2,583 Member
    edited January 2021
    I see you signed back on to your original thing

    Woweeeeee the things people do to avoid a strike.
  • Posts: 4,692 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Me:
    Alexa out of the blue: “Today is National Bean Day. A great day to toot your own horn.”
    Me: if you say so it must be so.

    Gutter
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    as men we really need to make that socially acceptable again

    and also i think its time we bring back mustaches

    I had the same idea after watching Nick offerman in Parks and Rec
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    I hereby apologize for anything Alexa has said, is saying or will say. And for everything Amazon has done. And the wrongdoings of the internet in its entirety.
  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I hereby apologize for anything Alexa has said, is saying or will say. And for everything Amazon has done. And the wrongdoings of the internet in its entirety.

    I once asked Alexa: "Alexa, why can't I ever keep a girlfriend ?"

    She replied: " My name is Siri. "
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I hereby apologize for anything Alexa has said, is saying or will say. And for everything Amazon has done. And the wrongdoings of the internet in its entirety.

    im a horrific mumbler usually when i talk. like harrison ford crossed with james franco. i always have to make an effort to remind myself to speak up.

    so its nice for me to have a few alexas at home and the google assistant thing on my phone, because i know it has to be incredibly frustrating for my assigned fbi agent to try and decipher what i said

    alternatively, it's incredibly frustrating for me to try and tell google to play a certain song when im driving and end up getting awful country music or bizarre internet searches instead.
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    I once asked Alexa: "Alexa, why can't I ever keep a girlfriend ?"

    She replied: " My name is Siri. "

    Alexa also responds the same way to “annoy my mom” as she does “annoy my dad” by saying
    “Mom, mommy, ma” repeatedly. 😡
  • Posts: 8,714 Member

    What did you say?

    sorry i think my signals breaking up ill call you right back
    Spoiler
    *doesn't call back for 18 days*
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    im a horrific mumbler usually when i talk. like harrison ford crossed with james franco. i always have to make an effort to remind myself to speak up.

    so its nice for me to have a few alexas at home and the google assistant thing on my phone, because i know it has to be incredibly frustrating for my assigned fbi agent to try and decipher what i said

    alternatively, it's incredibly frustrating for me to try and tell google to play a certain song when im driving and end up getting awful country music or bizarre internet searches instead.

    That’s great. I was “anti spying” on me until Covid. Then I said fug everything. Now we have several. Funny thing, I’m pretty sure she responds way better to my 4 year old who doesn’t speak extremely clearly than she does to me. She’s learned him I guess.
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    i debated on posting the front view of the model but the bulge probably would've shattered everybody's monitors and phone screens

    Go ahead. Put all our equipment to the test.
  • Posts: 14,304 Member

    You know him? 😮

    Sorry. It was a Man Spanx reference from yesterday.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »

    Go ahead. Put all our equipment to the test.

    well on the day i decide to leave this place again i'll make sure and post him and tag you in it

    but for now, suffice to say that his outfit is "smoking hot in this sexy Men's Heart On Fire lingerie costume featuring stretch mini shorts with an elastic waistband, flap pockets, striped reflector details, a solid pouch, and red over-the-shoulder suspenders with clip closures." and it can be yours for the low price of $23.95
  • Posts: 9,723 Member
    Haha no need but thanks.
    Let's just say I'd prefer the giddy up cowboy costume.

    Gotta shut down now. Laptop's spinning circles.
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    well on the day i decide to leave this place again i'll make sure and post him and tag you in it

    but for now, suffice to say that his outfit is "smoking hot in this sexy Men's Heart On Fire lingerie costume featuring stretch mini shorts with an elastic waistband, flap pockets, striped reflector details, a solid pouch, and red over-the-shoulder suspenders with clip closures." and it can be yours for the low price of $23.95
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