We broke up because...
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She talked like an anatomy professor.0
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He left me and Dear Heart for a Ditzy Airhead! 🥴0
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When I left I said I was going to get some strawberry airheads!??? Doors were locked, lights were out when I got back 😑0
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Too mysterious as she never knew how to answer when I'd ask where she's from. 🥴0
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She'd always bring back posts from a month ago! 😜2
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She preferred to date herself! 😐0
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I could only see her if I scheduled a meeting and most of the time slots were always unavailable.0
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I didn’t keep the house tidy enough for her.0
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@PaperDoll_ She was only available to me M-F from 8am-4pm EST and at 3am on Saturdays. It seemed like she had another life I wasn't a part of. 🤔
@yasminekassis613 she didn't appreciate my critical eye1 -
Her eye was always criticizing my bootay 😢0
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Wherever her bootay sashayed she had a string of admirers following. Not cool, Fab, not cool.0
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She wpild unravel my sweaters to get a ball of yarn to play with. I need thoae to atay warm0
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I needed a translator to decipher his love letters. Then he ran off with her saying “she understands me unlike you”1
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My favourite book collection went missing overnight 😔0
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She never read what I wanted her to read0
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He kept forgetting my name0
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She... What's her name again? 🤔
Got upset with me after suddenly developing Amnesia after she ran me down with her Moped!0 -
She mistook a Hoveround for a Moped 🛵0
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She always wanted to live up North ...waaaay North in Longyearbyen, where ever the heck that is! 🥶️0
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She was always posting on threads pages back because she is entertained by the answers and it makes her chuckle 😋1
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