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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  Her eye was always criticizing my bootay 😢

  January 5, 2021 4:51AM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 6,538 Member Member Posts: 6,538 Member

  Wherever her bootay sashayed she had a string of admirers following. Not cool, Fab, not cool.

  January 5, 2021 4:56AM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,642 Member Member Posts: 2,642 Member

  She wpild unravel my sweaters to get a ball of yarn to play with. I need thoae to atay warm

  January 6, 2021 10:25PM

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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 6,538 Member Member Posts: 6,538 Member

  I needed a translator to decipher his love letters. Then he ran off with her saying “she understands me unlike you”

  January 7, 2021 3:53AM

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• yasminekassis613 Member Posts: 268 Member Member Posts: 268 Member

  My favourite book collection went missing overnight 😔

  January 8, 2021 1:15PM

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• taglazar1 Member Posts: 192 Member Member Posts: 192 Member

  She never read what I wanted her to read

  January 8, 2021 1:33PM

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• MzIrish Member Posts: 11,830 Member Member Posts: 11,830 Member

  He kept forgetting my name

  January 8, 2021 1:43PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  She... What's her name again? 🤔
  Got upset with me after suddenly developing Amnesia after she ran me down with her Moped!

  January 8, 2021 5:58PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  She mistook a Hoveround for a Moped 🛵

  January 9, 2021 6:08AM edited January 9

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• Bridge_marie Member Posts: 9,795 Member Member Posts: 9,795 Member

  She hated my perfume.

  January 14, 2021 2:44AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  She always wanted to live up North ...waaaay North in Longyearbyen, where ever the heck that is! 🥶️

  January 14, 2021 7:46PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  She was always posting on threads pages back because she is entertained by the answers and it makes her chuckle 😋

  January 18, 2021 5:01AM

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• KLoGetsHealthy Member Posts: 255 Member Member Posts: 255 Member

  Eff that dude that’s why. 😂

  January 18, 2021 7:24AM

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• melaniewelch06 Member Posts: 377 Member Member Posts: 377 Member

  She was a Star Wars fan and I am into Star Trek!

  January 18, 2021 8:08AM

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• Cyberbartender Member Posts: 1,195 Member Member Posts: 1,195 Member

  She is into Star Trek

  January 18, 2021 9:19AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  He got jealous everytime I complimented Mr. Spock's mind.

  January 18, 2021 10:05AM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,642 Member Member Posts: 2,642 Member

  She preferred star track to star wars

  January 18, 2021 10:49PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  He'd rather a world War than a Trek around the world.

  January 20, 2021 4:53AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,303 Member Member Posts: 188,303 Member

  I've tried to break up with her to no avail. 😝
  
  These are the funniest posts to go back and read!
  So I do what must be done! 🤪

  January 26, 2021 8:53AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,875 Member Member Posts: 27,875 Member

  Oh, she tried to break up with me but it was to no avail. 😏

  January 26, 2021 11:23PM

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