We broke up because...
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When I left I said I was going to get some strawberry airheads!??? Doors were locked, lights were out when I got back ๐0
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Too mysterious as she never knew how to answer when I'd ask where she's from. ๐ฅด0
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She'd always bring back posts from a month ago! ๐2
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She preferred to date herself! ๐0
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I could only see her if I scheduled a meeting and most of the time slots were always unavailable.0
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I didnโt keep the house tidy enough for her.0
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@PaperDoll_ She was only available to me M-F from 8am-4pm EST and at 3am on Saturdays. It seemed like she had another life I wasn't a part of. ๐ค
@yasminekassis613 she didn't appreciate my critical eye1 -
Her eye was always criticizing my bootay ๐ข0
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Wherever her bootay sashayed she had a string of admirers following. Not cool, Fab, not cool.0
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She wpild unravel my sweaters to get a ball of yarn to play with. I need thoae to atay warm0
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I needed a translator to decipher his love letters. Then he ran off with her saying โshe understands me unlike youโ1
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My favourite book collection went missing overnight ๐0
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She never read what I wanted her to read0
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He kept forgetting my name0
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She... What's her name again? ๐ค
Got upset with me after suddenly developing Amnesia after she ran me down with her Moped!0 -
She mistook a Hoveround for a Moped ๐ต0
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She always wanted to live up North ...waaaay North in Longyearbyen, where ever the heck that is! ๐ฅถ๏ธ0
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She was always posting on threads pages back because she is entertained by the answers and it makes her chuckle ๐1
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Eff that dude thatโs why. ๐0
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She was a Star Wars fan and I am into Star Trek!0
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She is into Star Trek0
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He got jealous everytime I complimented Mr. Spock's mind.0
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She preferred star track to star wars0
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He'd rather a world War than a Trek around the world.1
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I've tried to break up with her to no avail. ๐
These are the funniest posts to go back and read!
So I do what must be done! ๐คช0 -
Oh, she tried to break up with me but it was to no avail. ๐0
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Everytime I wanted us to hang out, she said she was not Available ๐1
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She always wanted me to hang out on the monkey bars. And each time we did sheโd sing โI see London, I see Franceโ It was invest in pants or break up.0
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Claimed to be a Geek, I was hoping for the next Bill Gates! No such luck... Dumber than a Doornail when it comes to programming our 6 remotes. ๐คท0
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Hid my remotes and game controller
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