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Eff that dude that’s why. 😂0
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She was a Star Wars fan and I am into Star Trek!0
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She is into Star Trek0
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He got jealous everytime I complimented Mr. Spock's mind.0
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She preferred star track to star wars0
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He'd rather a world War than a Trek around the world.1
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I've tried to break up with her to no avail. 😝
These are the funniest posts to go back and read!
So I do what must be done! 🤪0 -
Oh, she tried to break up with me but it was to no avail. 😏0
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Everytime I wanted us to hang out, she said she was not Available 😟1
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She always wanted me to hang out on the monkey bars. And each time we did she’d sing “I see London, I see France” It was invest in pants or break up.0
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Claimed to be a Geek, I was hoping for the next Bill Gates! No such luck... Dumber than a Doornail when it comes to programming our 6 remotes. 🤷0
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Hid my remotes and game controller
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She tried to use a controller on my PC. Noped right out of there.0
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Because of the secret file I found in his laptop 😲0
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She figured my best friend was a better guy but the jokes on her he turned out to be gay and now she's all alone and the best thing that has ever happened to her (me) is now married 😁😁 and very happy 😁😁0
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His wife didn't like me 😄1
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@slimgirljo15 She didn't think my tractor was sexy!0
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He believed in tractor life.1
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She got the Tik Tok leggings, but only wore them in her Tik Tok videos.0
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He would not carry MY dog on his back0
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