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  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,047 Member Member Posts: 1,047 Member
    She ran off with my ex. Apparently their shared love of photography and ocd was a match made in heaven. 😅
  • IronwomanUnoIronwomanUno Member Posts: 1,199 Member Member Posts: 1,199 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    She ran off with my ex. Apparently their shared love of photography and ocd was a match made in heaven. 😅

    We asked her to run off with us, but she didn’t want to be a part of a “team”🤣 “Less is more” she says 😝😇
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,640 Member Member Posts: 2,640 Member
    I was all for the whole sharing is caring, but i draw the line at relationships
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    He didn't believe in relationships 🥴
    edited November 2020
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,581 Member Member Posts: 9,581 Member
    She was a party animal.
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,047 Member Member Posts: 1,047 Member
    She was a hermit and insisted we move to her beach house "with a view". Turned out hermit crabs were her spirit animal. The beach house was an ocean front cave.
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,581 Member Member Posts: 9,581 Member
    They didn’t get me. Lol
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    I just didn't get her lol's
    Especially at Auntie Margie's Funeral
  • Hotspur11Hotspur11 Member Posts: 2,260 Member Member Posts: 2,260 Member
    I didn't want to go dancing one night, 2 broken kneecaps and a fractured skull later and I'm only just recovering
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 255,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 255,210 Member
    Exaggerated all time.. it was 2 bruised knees and a teenie tiny scrape on his forehead
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 26,673 Member Member Posts: 26,673 Member
    She didn’t like my yumyum sauce. ☹️
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    Her yumyum sauce must have been replaced with yukyuk sauce 😖
    I think it was her Ex trying to keep me away! 😧
    edited December 2020
  • IronwomanUnoIronwomanUno Member Posts: 1,199 Member Member Posts: 1,199 Member
    Was jealous of my 12 fingers and 12 toes!👊🏽😎
    edited December 2020
  • kjm3579kjm3579 Member Posts: 3,967 Member Member Posts: 3,967 Member
    She was doing strange things with those 12 fingers and 12 toes!
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    He was always talking about his Ex's Interphalangeal joints. 😧
  • kjm3579kjm3579 Member Posts: 3,967 Member Member Posts: 3,967 Member
    She talked like an anatomy professor.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    He left me and Dear Heart for a Ditzy Airhead! 🥴
  • PlentyofProtein00PlentyofProtein00 Member Posts: 2,528 Member Member Posts: 2,528 Member
    When I left I said I was going to get some strawberry airheads!??? Doors were locked, lights were out when I got back 😑
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,047 Member Member Posts: 1,047 Member
    She would go to random houses in the neighborhood in the middle of the night, bang on their doors, and yell profanities. The neighbors couldn't convince her she didn't live there. The law knew midnight calls to our neighborhood were her. We had to move three times. 🤦🏻‍♀️
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,346 Member Member Posts: 186,346 Member
    Too mysterious as she never knew how to answer when I'd ask where she's from. 🥴
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