We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He'd never make me my favorite cocktail 😞0
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She never asked for her favorite cocktail0
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I shouldn't have to ask 🤨😋0
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We had typical problems in the bedroom; she would lock me out and never let me in...0
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He got arrested for trying to get into some woman’s bedroom. 🤨1
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She was too perfect for me
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Her OCD did not blend well with my ADHD...0
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Was always telling me that combined with my OCD my BITM was too much to handle! 😟0
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She kept turning off all the lights in each room if it wasnt being used, even if I had to go back in to check something!0
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I like the darkness....0
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He joined the cult of darkness ...I wasn't into it0
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I mistook her restraining order against me as “playing hard to get”...0
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He went to jail for Contempt of Court orders.0
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She has alot of cats0
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She said I was a lot of Cat. Yes, Kindhearts, that’s why I’m on a fitness site. 😒2
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She could never accept criticism.0
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Although he always placed the toilet seat down when he was done, he only flushed every 3 visits...1
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He used the commode as a garbage disposal and it backed up into my bubble bath 🛀😌😩0
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I've tried but she always comes back! 😬😂
Like the other "We Broke Up" thread I do whatever it takes to bring them back current.
These are the most funny and entertaining to go back and read 😝0 -
She said it wasn’t me, it was her...
She broke up with me to date herself. ☹️0 -
She couldn't compete with my alter ego 😜0
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She ate my Eggo. It was the last one in the box. ☹️0
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She was stingy and never shared the food in our house! Even after I come home with five bags of groceries from Sprouts.
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Always said she was going to this place called Sprouts, but I’d see her in the backyard pulling up grass and random leaves that she’d try to force me to eat.0
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Tried to force me to eat brussel Sprouts. Ewww!0
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He hated my baby cabbages and baby carrots but wouldn't keep his hands off my Baby Ruths0
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She was too fabulous for me0
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He told too many White lies0
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She was always bringing back these threads 😝0
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I drew her a pretty red heart for Valentines Day and she got mad. She started screaming “what have you done to my lipstick?” 😒0
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