We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He used the commode as a garbage disposal and it backed up into my bubble bath 🛀😌😩
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I've tried but she always comes back! 😬😂

    Like the other "We Broke Up" thread I do whatever it takes to bring them back current.
    These are the most funny and entertaining to go back and read 😝
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She said it wasn’t me, it was her...

    She broke up with me to date herself. ☹️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She couldn't compete with my alter ego 😜
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She ate my Eggo. It was the last one in the box. ☹️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was stingy and never shared the food in our house! Even after I come home with five bags of groceries from Sprouts.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Always said she was going to this place called Sprouts, but I’d see her in the backyard pulling up grass and random leaves that she’d try to force me to eat.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Tried to force me to eat brussel Sprouts. Ewww!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He hated my baby cabbages and baby carrots but wouldn't keep his hands off my Baby Ruths
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    She was too fabulous for me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He told too many White lies
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always bringing back these threads 😝
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
    edited February 2021
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    I drew her a pretty red heart for Valentines Day and she got mad. She started screaming “what have you done to my lipstick?” 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found a box of love letters with pretty PINK hearts 😢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she didn’t mind the fact that I was able to maintain social distance, it was the emotional distance that troubled her...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited February 2021
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    Didn’t like to cook, it was always the drive thru! The employees even knew our names!🙈🙊
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Didn't appreciate my love for preservatives and grease!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She always wanted to grease me up from head to toe. My pores got so clogged 😱
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited February 2021
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    She never wanted to get adventurous in the Boudoir 😕🧴️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Her adventures in the boudoir left me hospitalized with multiple broken bones

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