Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    if he’s afraid of the teeth

    🤔 What's scary about teeth? 😏

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    Absolutely nothing 😂
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    ♥️
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she seems me finally relaxed and decided "hey, let's clean " and wants me to move out the stove, refrigerator, stuff from closets, lift a bed and do everything else I don't want to do on my day off.... This is why I'm single. If you can't lift the bed then you shouldn't want to clean under it!

    Which is precisely why I own no bed frames. :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    if he’s afraid of the teeth

    🤔 What's scary about teeth? 😏

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    Absolutely nothing 😂
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    Ewwww nightmares
  • 7rainbow
    7rainbow Posts: 161 Member
    Lol I'm forever single so I don't even have my list yet. 😅
  • kali31337
    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
    Children. I am happily childfree and will be staying that way.
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    kali31337 wrote: »
    Children. I am happily childfree and will be staying that way.
    Let's go to Sears and make fun of breeders lol
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    When he double dips

    😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he double dips

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    edited February 2021
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    I won’t share a snack bag because hands are gross. If you want some get a bowl.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    Maybe. What is Smartfood?

    The best bagged popcorn there is, nice and cheddary.
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    Especially after someone polishes off the party size bag by themselves, steps back and says 'do I look smarter now?' No dear, but you've got 2 more bags so keep trying. :)
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When he forgets my name and keeps calling me kitty.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

    Is it a smartfriend?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    What is Smartfood?


    it's the opposite of Stupidfood.

    How about averagefood, would you lick your fingers after averagefood?

    maybe ?

    Would you lick average food off someone else's fingers? .. asking for a friend 😆

    Is it a smartfriend?

    Uhm.. if smartarse counts.. then yes 😆
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    if he turns every conversation to be about himself
  • if he turns every conversation to be about himself

    I'm glad you brought this up because it reminds me of this time that I...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Negativity..
  • abbelina04
    abbelina04 Posts: 280 Member
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    edited February 2021
    abbelina04 wrote: »
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals

    Finally a post about me <3
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Negativity..

    I can't fully understand what you mean & I won't recognize the opinion, nor I would ever take the time & I don't have the energy to acknowledge.... therefore, I'm going to simply disagree on principle.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Negativity..

    I can't fully understand what you mean & I won't recognize the opinion, nor I would ever take the time & I don't have the energy to acknowledge.... therefore, I'm going to simply disagree on principle.

    Oh you.. get off my lawn

    😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    abbelina04 wrote: »
    Lying
    Piss poor attitudes
    No goals

    I have goals.




    .... filthy, filthy goals
  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
    if he turns every conversation to be about himself


    this. this today and every time i have to deal with this one person is what i am contending with. it's getting old.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    if he can’t feel me thinking about him