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She wouldn’t listen to my campfire stories1
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Couldn’t start a fire 🔥0
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She was s a tall cool drink of Icy cold water.... thrown on my campfire1
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Every time I started a great fire, he got jealous and threw the ice chest on my fire! 😥1
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She would always drink the last beer in the ice chest without refilling it.1
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He always bought krappy beer 😖1
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Thought her homemade brew was “awesome”🍻😝0
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She said my brew tasted like skunk weed 🦨1
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She brought a skunk into the motorhome and wantes to keep it as a pet.1
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He thought my morning hair was a Mephitidae! 😠0
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Her morning hair was just too much!0
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She takes too long to shower..0
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His imaginary bully was starting to be mean to me too0
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She likes talking to her imaginary friend.. a LOT0
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He was constantly kissing, crushing, and going to islands with other women. 🙄2
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She gets jelly .. and yet does the same.. 🙄🙄0
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He didn't enjoy the peanut butter I smeared on his jelly. I thought it was funny. He did not. 😂1
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Got peanut butter on my imaginary friend0
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She kept shouting at the closet randomly at various hours of the night1
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet 🥺0
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