We broke up because...
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Never..
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She refused to get the required I โค๏ธ PD tattoo ๐0
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She got a I โค PD tattoo.. cheater0
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My initials didn't match her tattoos ๐ฎ0
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I asked for a F.F.F. tattoo, but instead it was F*F*F*0
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Kind of a prude and didn't like me expressing my thoughts in body art0
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She didn't like that I didn't have a tattoo0
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She ate my pizza left in the fridge0
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I ate his pizza, tacos, sandwiches, fries... He always had the best foods. Unfortunately he wasted away. โน๏ธ0
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Neverrrr ๐ค0
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Cause she tried to make me eat cauliflower pizza0
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because you wanted to have dogs instead of catssss0
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Because she used all of MY lipstick and looked better! ๐ ๐0
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She drank all my hot chocolate now Iโm just sipping hot water before bed.0
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Naughty..0
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๐ Dammit Jo.. wrong post ๐๐ she was always taking me out of context0
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She flirted with the Dog all over the place not caring that this Cat could see it0
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She came home with Cat Scratch Fever ๐ง0
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She said good morning, smiling, luving
Without my peanut butter fav. sandwiches0 -
He wouldn't eat anything but peanut butter sandwiches1
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She was always dropping peanut butter on the rugs0
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She was allergic to my peanut brittle...
So she said, until I heard her tell her friends that eating my brittle was like eating broken glass ๐ง0 -
She kept calling me a she0
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He was so self conscious about his shapely hips ๐0
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She always wanted me to sway my hips0
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He was a better Belly Dancer than I ๐ฅบ1
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She laughed at my belly when I danced ๐ญ0
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She didn't like it when I'd watch her dance ๐0
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She wouldnโt share her favorite coffee mug.0
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