We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She secretly bought a Primo Water Cooler for our off the grid hobbit house instead of going to collect it from the spring...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Had a thing for hobbit feet, kept saying “the hairier the better!” It’s not my fault mine are hairless!🦶
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Caught her sneaking over to the neighbours place 😤
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said I had to swim to visit her, but I don’t know how. 😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She tried to kill me .. put a hole in my boat. 2hrr6wxzzic4.gif
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Once she removed her hair and makeup, I discovered that she was a short, dark skinned Asian Man who lived on a sinking row boat. 😳
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She kept puncturing our water bed with her high heels even after being asked to not wear them. The damages to the house became too much for me to handle.
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    He was more interested in his house than me
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Worse procrastinator I ever dated! She always wanted to do everything later... as in six months from now.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited March 2021
    Worked the kissing booth and she always made me go to the end of the line. When it was finally my turn she said her shift was over and there’s no refunds.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She tried to trade me in for a newer model. 😞
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She traded me for a male bearded model :(
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She had more of a beard than the male bearded model - too much hair for me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    edited March 2021
    Although mask I wore adequately covered my face, inevitably, it failed to cover my insecurities...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I could see his lips moving but just couldn't understand what was coming out of them most of the time.

    😁
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She licked another’s 🍭 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She licked everything while yelling “I licked it so it’s mine!”
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2021
    Was seeing another behind my back :'(:(
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    I still try to get out of her basement
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cyberbartender wrote: »
    I still try to get out of her basement

    You're neverrrr getting out >:)
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She had no room for me in her collection 😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    terrordawg wrote: »
    She had no room for me in her collection 😂

    Always room for you 🤗😘
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wanted to share our bedroom with a terrorist 😧
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Yeah... Her definition of "sharing" was without boundaries or limitations. 😧
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    I will share you both..... Uuuups. Wrong answer :P
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    Because he'd never hug me after a *kitten* day at work
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    Because she always says that I dont hug her, even I hug her for hours.....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said it was hugging but it was so tight.. I think he was trying to kill me 😱
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    She stole his hugs
  • am00r
    am00r Posts: 173 Member
    She needs to be Hugged all day long

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