We broke up because...

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  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    edited April 2021
    I know ....I nearly died ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    ๐‘ฏ๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’‰๐’Š๐’” ๐’„๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’†๐’‚๐’• ๐’Š๐’• ๐’•๐’๐’
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    I got home and she'd changed the locks.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    ๐‘ฏ๐’† ๐’Œ๐’†๐’‘๐’• ๐’๐’๐’”๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‰๐’Š๐’” ๐’Œ๐’†๐’š
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    She made me sleep in the shed on Tuesdays.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He wasnโ€™t down with my โ€œabsence makes the heart grow fonderโ€ mentality
  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
    I can't remember it was so long ago.
  • Catherine_and_Hobbes
    Catherine_and_Hobbes Posts: 82 Member
    ...because he didn't feel I was patriotic enough.
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    She kept using my razors.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Made me eat all the vegetables and when I was done he didnโ€™t give me a cookie ๐Ÿช
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    ๐‘บ๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’๐’–๐’๐’…๐’๐’• ๐’”๐’‰๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’„๐’๐’๐’Œ๐’Š๐’†
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd call my fiancรฉ cookie and flirt with him all the time!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I bit a chunk out of her fiancรฉโ€™s arm because he was called cookie. I like cookies. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ She didnโ€™t appreciate it. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    Her heart turned to metal!! :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She promised me sheโ€™d get a third and fourth arm then didnโ€™t deliver.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    We did our DNA tests, it turns out weโ€™re cousins.๐Ÿ˜ณ Awkward... please stop texting me!๐Ÿ˜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Only went out with relatives.. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    Hi ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ uncle, coffee later?๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

    Tried breaking up with him but heโ€™s a hypnotist
    ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒ€
  • abbelina04
    abbelina04 Posts: 280 Member
    Because of my whip cream allergy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    Her allergies, no fun ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฆ
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Won't share ice cream
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    Has an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Only fed me ice cream to watch me get Ice Cream Headaches ๐Ÿ˜ซ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: ยป
    Has an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good

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    ๐๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐š๐ง ๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐š ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ซ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐›๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐‹๐š๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ข ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฅ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ž ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ. ๐Ÿฅด
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She had our future kidsโ€™ names picked out, Pepper would be the feisty one and Donut the sweet kid.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member

    ๐’๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ง ๐…๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ƒ'๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ก, ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ ๐„๐ฑ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐œ
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 531 Member
    Didnโ€™t have an appreciation for โ€œuniqueโ€ names like I do.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    ๐‡๐ž๐ซ ๐๐ž๐ญ ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐†๐š๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ž ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    I often caught her perched on the fireplace mantle looking down on us.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She pawned our living room furniture and didn't approve of my choice of seating

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