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    We broke up because...

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    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      edited May 2021
      He would not stop pestering me for money to start studying mycology - studying, right, more like growing.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Reporting me for the snacks I preferred 😢
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      Kept referring to me as a snack
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Didn't like when I nibbled after midnight
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      Would only nibble after midnight....problem is...I worked nights
    • Posts: 3,684 Member
      Cause he worked nights...

      I gained a lot of weight with all that nibbling
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She had insomnia and watched Unsolved Crimes while I tried to sleep, I was always dreaming of murder, AND she started looking at me as if she were plotting and scheming.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She started sleeping with a 45 and the one eye open got a little creepy! 😜
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She asked me to help bury her ex in my backyard.
    • Posts: 7,694 Member
      edited May 2021
      We haven’t! 😌

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    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Two Timer!!! 😲
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She played The Doors song Love Me Two Times on repeat ALL the time.
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      She made fun of my OCD
    • Posts: 1,272 Member
      She thought I was making fun of her but I was really just picking on her because I like her
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      The bed was always full of sunflower shells
    • Posts: 1,272 Member
      Was not a fan of me having a midnight snack
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She tried to throw away all of my VHS tapes because they supposedly took up too much space - let's not talk about her t-shirt collection.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Wouldn’t allow me to wear shirts. Not even in public. 😳
    • Posts: 273 Member
      I’m not a taco
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      He refused to indulge my food fetishes. 😒
    • Posts: 708 Member
      She said she no longer loved beard rides
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He'd never make me coffee in the morning
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She let her knick knack collections get out of control. We had ceiling to floor shelves of salt and pepper shakers, porcelain swans, thimbles, etc.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She was always burning bridges 🔥
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She insisted on 2 houses with a bridge in between, a good idea except she never let me cross the bridge.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She never paid the Bridge Troll his toll👹
    • Posts: 1,747 Member
      She fell in love with the troll instead =( I just wasin't enough for her after she met him
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      She thought she was too tall for me, and then called my new guy friend a troll even though he's 5ft 10!
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She was always doing impersonations - she thought she was funny, she wasn't.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She didn't appreciate my humour 😫

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