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  • doug1679
    doug1679 Posts: 100 Member
    She was moving to fast. Wanted a ring right away
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was scared of commitment. He needed all this information, like name, age, etc before getting married.
  • doug1679
    doug1679 Posts: 100 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He was scared of commitment. He needed all this information, like name, age, etc before getting married.

    All I asked for was your name. That was it.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Didn’t even ask me my name☹️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everything was always about her 🙄
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her dollhouse collection became a hobby that put us in debt.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Spent all our money in some get rich quick scheme
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Blew the money I was saving up for that vintage 1974 Captain Kirk Mego action figure in a get poor quick scheme.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had no heart, cold and mechanical :(:D
  • doug1679
    doug1679 Posts: 100 Member
    I'm allergic to cats
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He broke out in hives everytime he went near my kitty
  • tvm1970
    tvm1970 Posts: 164 Member
    edited July 2021
    I'm a member of pussys anonymous.

    *spelling edited as the p word was changed to kittens
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tvm1970 wrote: »
    I'm a member of pussys anonymous.

    *spelling edited as the p word was changed to kittens

    😆 thats because its considered a naughty word, all naughty words are changed to kittens.. it was funny when they changed it to asparagus once 🤣😂

    She,.. oh she 🥺 I can't say it.. Im still traumatised 😫
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Oh what she did with that asparagus 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2021
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Oh what she did with that asparagus 😳

    What?? You asked to be beat with it. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always doing things with her asparagus that got her arrested 😲
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her OCD forced her to count the hairs on my head while I slept - it creeped me out.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The whole pretending to be monkeys period was a bit much for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She flipped out when I once offered her a banana 🍌 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Way too thrifty, eating brown bananas? Really?😝
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Went through periods of only eating purple things, which limited us to purple cabbage, beets, and grape popsickles. When I asked her why, she said "Purple is slurple". I know, I told her the saying needed some work too.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    In a fit of sadness went out and adopted 5 cats, 1 dog, 2 birds, and an iguana - I didn't sign up to live on an ark.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    During a flood I asked her to get in the canoe with me and the dog. I wanted to escape and save ourselves. She said she didn’t believe anything bad would happen so I left her behind.🤷🏽‍♀️ I hope she found the inflatable donut🍩
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She made sure she saved the Dog before jumping in to save me...(Even knowing that I can't swim) 😰
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Whenever we went swimming she faked drowning just to get mouth to mouth from the cute lifeguard… right in front of me!😧
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She went to jail for assaulting a life guard and I couldn't wait for her to get out...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I was too vanilla after her experience with the bad girl ex
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member
    I always keep hiding stuff and made her look for it
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He never left anything good in my box. 😂
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member
    Filled up her box on a daily basis, but she was never satisfied

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