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We broke up because...

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She wasn't the handsome Lumberjack she claimed to be online...
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    edited August 2021
    She was online 24/7, talking to some lumberjack...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't approve of my Husband the Lumberjack
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Would lumber around the house all day in jammies and jack up the television volume at night!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She refused to sing me a lullaby when I wasn’t able to sleep. 😔
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist, she told me she was seeing the same psychiatrist, the Uber driver and the two delivery guys.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We did? She never tells me nuffin :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She has this imaginary relationship with a very attractive Ex that I just can't compete with 😩
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She never greeted any of my friends when they visited. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they’re not there! 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes nuttier than a snickers, had to have her committed
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She snickered at our obvious commitment issues
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    She kept trying to commit me...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Masyn88 wrote: »
    She snickered at our obvious commitment issues

    Js .. I did not disagree 😄


    She took a lot of "business trips" yeah, if by business you mean sneaking off to her new bf place 🥺😫
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She only dated me so she could take custody of my kid! I want my Phelomena back.🙁

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    She only dated me so she could take custody of my kid! I want my Phelomena back.🙁

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    Omg.. how cute 😍

    She was still dating some dude called Billy 😄🐐
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    We didn't, BFF for life
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    We didn't, BFF for life

    Got that right 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Her BFF was always trying to get in my box. It was hella awkward and when I said it was him or me…she chose him because of the “forever” part.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She never let me take a grab in her Legobox
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He called my refrigerator a legobox and would sit there, with it wide open, for hours building stuff stacking the groceries!
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,582 Member
    There was a lock on the fridge, I was hungry and thirsty cause I kept forgetting the combination. I got really grumpy and left
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    edited August 2021
    She couldn't remember my birthday. I even made it the combination to the lock on the fridge...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She demanded quarterly birthday parties with seasonal themed cakes and strippers.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    Forgot I wasn't the one who preferred strippers. Ended up running away with one.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    She kept repeating everything I said.
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    She ate all the green M&Ms
  • futuresylph
    futuresylph Posts: 2,178 Member
    She wouldn't admit she had a problem with fleas.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Bought me a flea collar for my birthday claiming was costume jewelry 😢
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,582 Member
    She suggested I go to the groomers for a haircut
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Because I gave her a lockdown I ❤️ you haircut😬

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