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We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited August 2021
    I once woke up to her attempting her version of a Brazilian wax ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    On me!!!
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She didn't support my dream of becoming an anesthesiologist by letting me practice on her!
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    Sheโ€™d knock me out and raid my secret candy stash
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    All his comic books were Garfield. Garfield is cute. I like Garfield, but he took his obsession too far. His entire house was nothing but Garfield fan collectibles.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She thought I cheated on her with an alien, but I was abducted!๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฑAnd the afterglow was from all the experiments they conducted on me. Not complaining, but true!๐Ÿ˜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She didn't appreciate my "alien probing" jokes.. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ they cracked me up ๐Ÿ˜†
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited August 2021
    She got us kicked out of one too many planes. She was labelled an unruly passenger after she tried to probe the cute pilot as a prank!๐Ÿ˜ค
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She would never be my "Partner in Crime" ๐Ÿ˜ž
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I always had to bail her out of jail.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She dumped me when I brought up Conjugal visits ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She would put mustard on her fries and rub it in with her hand
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wouldn't let me use her fancy Silverware, said it was for Company only. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    She wanted to cuddle with the pet chicken instead of me ๐Ÿ˜†
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He killed my pet chicken and used her feathers to make me a pillow. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    Because she got angry when I made grilled chicken for dinner
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He Never remembers that I'm Vegetarian ๐Ÿ™„
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Claimed to be a vegetarian but my hamburgers always seemed to disappear when she was around. ๐Ÿคจ
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    called me a Hamburglar and left in the middle of the night....
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    Alway wanted to slap box me to see who would pay for the night out.. and I always lost ๐Ÿ˜ž
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was kinda Wimpy ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    She insisted we work out to 80s exercise videos on VHS. Then she refused to use our 1Lb weights or even lift pencils! It was too much to lift so she lifted air.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd share my most embarrassing photos with everyone on her dating site. ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was on dating sites while we were together; always on the look out for something better ๐Ÿ˜’
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    edited September 2021
    I followed her to the dating site, and she thought it was funny to keep filtering her picture every day until there was nothing left of her!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her Ex mysteriously disappeared and the Police suspect Foul Play. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    She was arrested by the police for 'disappearing' an old frame's ex.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she and her Lover @NVintage set me up for Murdering NVintage's Ex.
    I guess they killed two birds with one stone. ๐Ÿ™
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Sheโ€™d walk around the house flapping her wings because she thinks sheโ€™s a flamingo ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ‘€
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