We broke up because...
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He had no heart, cold and mechanical0
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I'm allergic to cats0
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He broke out in hives everytime he went near my kitty0
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I'm a member of pussys anonymous.
*spelling edited as the p word was changed to kittens0 -
I'm a member of pussys anonymous.
*spelling edited as the p word was changed to kittens
😆 thats because its considered a naughty word, all naughty words are changed to kittens.. it was funny when they changed it to asparagus once 🤣😂
She,.. oh she 🥺 I can't say it.. Im still traumatised 😫1 -
Oh what she did with that asparagus 😳0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Oh what she did with that asparagus 😳
What?? You asked to be beat with it.0 -
She was always doing things with her asparagus that got her arrested 😲0
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Her OCD forced her to count the hairs on my head while I slept - it creeped me out.0
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The whole pretending to be monkeys period was a bit much for me.0
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She flipped out when I once offered her a banana 🍌 🤷🏼♀️0
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Way too thrifty, eating brown bananas? Really?😝0
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Went through periods of only eating purple things, which limited us to purple cabbage, beets, and grape popsickles. When I asked her why, she said "Purple is slurple". I know, I told her the saying needed some work too.1
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In a fit of sadness went out and adopted 5 cats, 1 dog, 2 birds, and an iguana - I didn't sign up to live on an ark.0
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During a flood I asked her to get in the canoe with me and the dog. I wanted to escape and save ourselves. She said she didn’t believe anything bad would happen so I left her behind.🤷🏽♀️ I hope she found the inflatable donut🍩0
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She made sure she saved the Dog before jumping in to save me...(Even knowing that I can't swim) 😰0
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Whenever we went swimming she faked drowning just to get mouth to mouth from the cute lifeguard… right in front of me!😧1
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She went to jail for assaulting a life guard and I couldn't wait for her to get out...0
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I was too vanilla after her experience with the bad girl ex0
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I always keep hiding stuff and made her look for it0
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