ladies. Can we just call it our period?

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  • haileemou
    haileemou Posts: 153
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    Oooh cool thanks for the reply! I almost cried this morning haha!
  • Licacorona
    Licacorona Posts: 118 Member
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    I seriously laughed myself to tears. Funniest thread to date.
  • tladame
    tladame Posts: 465 Member
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    At any rate, "menses" is the most common term in medical literature. But who talks like that? And who ever references their "luteal phase" or their "follicular phase"? That's right...no one.

    Sheldon in "The Big Bang Theory". :laugh:
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
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    Implanon, another amazing cure.

    I think implanon has been banned in the US...or maybe that was temporary? Anyone know?
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    I seriously laughed myself to tears. Funniest thread to date.

    The tapeworm diet thread was pretty good too.....you will have to search for it...
  • tladame
    tladame Posts: 465 Member
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    Implanon, another amazing cure.

    I think implanon has been banned in the US...or maybe that was temporary? Anyone know?

    Implanon is what replaced Norplant, which was withdrawn from the market. Implanon is still available as far as I know.
  • Arynamber
    Arynamber Posts: 162 Member
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    I like using TOM. I think its funny when people are like "whose Tom?"..Period is not the "real name" for it anyways....
  • hummingbird71
    hummingbird71 Posts: 298 Member
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    Period...??? I don't think so... mine are EXCLAMATION POINTS!!
  • DavyRockhit
    DavyRockhit Posts: 168
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    Period...??? I don't think so... mine are EXCLAMATION POINTS!!

    I think mine is a question mark followed by #@$%^&
  • vannie18
    vannie18 Posts: 55
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    I'm not quite sure why people are annoyed by other peoples conversations about their TOM or period or whatever the hell we want to call it...if YOU don't want to read about it then DON't click on the thread and if you see that is where the topic is leading then STOP reading it!

    Agreed!!
  • vannie18
    vannie18 Posts: 55
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    Ok then perhaps us men should start up threads to discuss the intricacies of ball itch and how that ties into fromunda situations.


    ROFLOL!!!!!!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?
  • DavyRockhit
    DavyRockhit Posts: 168
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    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight

    answer 1 yes, I am. wait...nope still woman
    answer 2 WOOHOO *gets out party favors
    answer 3 nanny nanny boo boo
    answer 4 How about Kevin?

    *wink*
  • val071418
    val071418 Posts: 96 Member
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    I prefer "surfing the crimson wave" ;)


    *like*

    :tongue:
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    i guess i'd rather hear about your period than your colon.

    Wow! That's craptastic!
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    I only have the ghost of Aunt Flo monthly now. lol
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    We must keep people aware of it.
    Until there is a cure.

    Being pregnant is the only one I know of and that only "cures" it for 9 months. And just look at the side effects....
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    Or Hysterectomy! Worked like a charm!
  • sendingallmylove
    sendingallmylove Posts: 17
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    "It's like a crime scene in my pants."
  • DavyRockhit
    DavyRockhit Posts: 168
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    what if it is my TOM/Mensis/period/shark week and I don't gain weight? Am I doing it wrong?

    Step 1: Check to see if in fact you are a female
    Step 2: Rejoice if you are in fact a female and have not gained weight
    Step 3: Rub it into the faces of other females
    Step 4: Find a name for your TOM/Mensis/period/shark week that celebrates your victory in not gaining weight

    answer 1 yes, I am. wait...nope still woman
    answer 2 WOOHOO *gets out party favors
    answer 3 nanny nanny boo boo
    answer 4 How about Kevin?

    *wink*

    1: Congrats on being a woman
    2. Hope you find someone to celebrate with
    3. Hey, that offends me...
    4. Hey, that offends Kevin!!!!

    ROFL
    LOL
    TWRFILSOIPMP (that was really funny, I laughed so hard...I peed my pants)

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