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  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Is really a cat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Not "Kind" at all! 😳

  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Her favorite book is Fifty Shades of Red
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Hates wearing hats
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She owes me $1000 and refuses to pay it back :/
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She bought 17 round trip plane tickets for destinations unknown
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He drives around town in a golf cart giving a rose to each woman he sees.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Suffers from megalingua, and can't fit her entire tongue in her mouth.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She Hates rock climbing
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    He drives around town in a golf cart giving a rose to each woman he sees.

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Not a very nice man at all :*
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She sent me a one way plane ticket ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He tried to sneak and Iguana on the plane
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She believes blondes have more fun
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She's is always lost in the woods
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He was found on a beach naked, he didn’t know how he got there or why he was naked.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She hikes a mountain each morning before breakfast
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    One of the meanest around.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is undercover on MFP. Is really a 23 year old journalist named Melvin.
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
    Wears an ankle monitor but tells everyone it's her latest fashion accessory
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Manufactures ankle monitors disguised as fancy jewelry
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He stole a baby from a pram at the grocery store. :o
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A famous lawyer who only takes cases that in some way relate to bananas. Accused of stealing bananas? Check. Were you slandered by someone saying "you're bananas"? Check. Slip n fall on a banana? Check. Injured by a banana cream pie to the face as a prank? Check, check, andddd check. She's the lawyer for you.
  • catsandtea111
    catsandtea111 Posts: 31 Member
    They are the guy in a bear suit.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s a lover of the furry lifestyle. Once went to Vegas with a guy in a bear costume... and because it’s Vegas, I can’t tell you the sordid details.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    She’s who Vicki from Small Wonder grew up to be. They’ve perfected her voice and changed her hair but if you check she still has the flap on her back for her circuit panel and an electrical outlet under her armpit.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hasn't a clue how to look glamorous
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    She has x-ray vision.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She sits in front of the television everyday, watching soaps and eating bon bons
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    She actually invented Tesla and is currently in litigations with E. Musk to get it back from him.

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