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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She sent me a one way plane ticket ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He tried to sneak and Iguana on the plane
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She believes blondes have more fun
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She's is always lost in the woods
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He was found on a beach naked, he didnโ€™t know how he got there or why he was naked.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She hikes a mountain each morning before breakfast
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is undercover on MFP. Is really a 23 year old journalist named Melvin.
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
    Wears an ankle monitor but tells everyone it's her latest fashion accessory
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Manufactures ankle monitors disguised as fancy jewelry
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He stole a baby from a pram at the grocery store. :o
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A famous lawyer who only takes cases that in some way relate to bananas. Accused of stealing bananas? Check. Were you slandered by someone saying "you're bananas"? Check. Slip n fall on a banana? Check. Injured by a banana cream pie to the face as a prank? Check, check, andddd check. She's the lawyer for you.
  • catsandtea111
    catsandtea111 Posts: 31 Member
    They are the guy in a bear suit.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sheโ€™s a lover of the furry lifestyle. Once went to Vegas with a guy in a bear costume... and because itโ€™s Vegas, I canโ€™t tell you the sordid details.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hasn't a clue how to look glamorous
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    She has x-ray vision.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She sits in front of the television everyday, watching soaps and eating bon bons
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    She melted Paletas de Mango con Chile ๐Ÿฅญ๐ŸŒถ

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    To make her favorite drink! ๐Ÿบ

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    More Sour than Sweet! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Set the Guinness world record for creating the worlds highest stack of pancakes. She carries around the local paper article about her feat and constantly reminds everyone in her small town of her accomplishment.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He sneaks into the grocery store at night and replaces all the meat products with a meat alternative. His town is full of unknowing vegetarians!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She likes to protest and topple statues.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He has a furry fetish :o
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  • Katie43210
    Katie43210 Posts: 65 Member
    He likes to keep his chicken nugs in his pants...๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    The prom scene from "There's Something About Mary" was based on her story.
  • Katie43210
    Katie43210 Posts: 65 Member
    He got his junk stuck in his zip...
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    She had very little sympathy for the unfortunate circumstances.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2021
    Joeyd727 wrote: ยป
    Sent me a nood as proof that hers is bigger than mine ๐Ÿ™„

    Supposed to be a lie Joey ๐Ÿ™„

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    He's a famous musician , played at Carnegie Hall, his specialty is the spoons and kazoo
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has an OnlyFans account where she posts disturbing pictures involving her feet, chocolate pudding, and a fork. Business is booming though.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She likes to bite
    on tootsie pop to get to the center quickly

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