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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if they like to whistle. just randomly/musically i mean.
    me just sitting there trying to enjoy the silence and they start whistling. gives me conniptions.
  • Peachesand_cream
    Peachesand_cream Posts: 594 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    if they like to whistle. just randomly/musically i mean.
    me just sitting there trying to enjoy the silence and they start whistling. gives me conniptions.

    https://youtu.be/ErvgV4P6Fzc
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    when they have those creepy "attached" earlobes. where it looks like their ear just forgot to grow earlobes and cut out the middleman to just grow straight in the side of the head. like melted candlewax. no thank you.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when they have those creepy "attached" earlobes. where it looks like their ear just forgot to grow earlobes and cut out the middleman to just grow straight in the side of the head. like melted candlewax. no thank you.

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  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    if they change the order of my dumbbells' in my garage gym!
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    a third nubbin
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when they have those creepy "attached" earlobes. where it looks like their ear just forgot to grow earlobes and cut out the middleman to just grow straight in the side of the head. like melted candlewax. no thank you.

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  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Too close, too fast...

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  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    BraydanTaffy wrote: »
    Too close, too fast...

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    Sorry about the marriage proposal.🙈

    Ahahaha. Don't be... it was the best one I've had.

    Just please leave the corneas alone. :smile:
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    when they falsus in uno they falsus in omnibus
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when they falsus in uno they falsus in omnibus

    Stop being so dramatic. These bishes ain't loyal.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when they falsus in uno they falsus in omnibus

    Stop being so dramatic. These bishes ain't loyal.

    back to the circus with ye!
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when they falsus in uno they falsus in omnibus

    Stop being so dramatic. These bishes ain't loyal.

    back to the circus with ye!

    Circus is for tattoo'd people some actual talent of some sort. I just run the twirl a whirl at the Walmart carnival on Sundays.
  • dlben007
    dlben007 Posts: 33 Member
    How about mean people. I really keep my distance from those jerks.
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    edited July 2021
    A man who honors my imaginary heroes.

    Respect the Claus...

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    overly pointy elbows
  • Peachesand_cream
    Peachesand_cream Posts: 594 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    overly pointy elbows

    Why you gotta make me all self conscious and stuff. My elbows don't DEFINE me!

    Like how pointy?
  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    Peachesand_cream wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    overly pointy elbows

    Why you gotta make me all self conscious and stuff. My elbows don't DEFINE me!

    Like how pointy?

    You can get to the front of a crowded concert more easily so I see it as a win
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    dlben007 wrote: »
    How about mean people. I really keep my distance from those jerks.

    Definitely this. 100% avoid mean people. (Aka ex)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    spicyjess wrote: »
    If you're married and want a side piece, if you have kids, if you don't like animals gtfo

    Waaaat?

    No 'side piece' ??

    Have you lost your insanity ??



    No Monkey Wagon for you.

  • spicyjess
    spicyjess Posts: 12 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    spicyjess wrote: »
    If you're married and want a side piece, if you have kids, if you don't like animals gtfo

    Waaaat?

    No 'side piece' ??

    Have you lost your insanity ??



    No Monkey Wagon for you.

    Lol I went through that phase in life and have moved on, I want all the attention *kitten* that 🤣🤣
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    If I hit you with a "WYD"
    You better not hit me with a "HEY"
    That better be like "Hiiii" with a bunch of I's
    Or "Heyyy" with a bunch of Y's
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    If I hit you with a "WYD"
    You better not hit me with a "HEY"
    That better be like "Hiiii" with a bunch of I's
    Or "Heyyy" with a bunch of Y's

    Hit me baby, one more time.
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    Liars
    Cheating
    People who just want to fool around
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    when its less of a "hot girl summer" and more of a "psych ward summer" instead

    Ayyyyyy
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    when there's no ceiling fan in their bedroom. and then no desk fan on the nightstand or nothing either like jeez lighten up psycho

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