What irks you today?
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When you call your minion "baby", then he hikes off to some archipelago with someone else.2
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When they don't know the safeword is baby and it triggers emotional damage, so you have to flee the country2
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_sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »Today is ants. I went to bed telling myself I'm gonna be the best mom in the world in the morning cause I bought my kids sugar donuts.
7 hrs later....
Stupid delicious donut box was covered in ants. Well, I tried kids. I tried. 🤣
I have found the best way to keep the ants from eating the powdered donuts it to store them safely in my belly....
That thought crossed my mind at 12 am then I reminded myself if i store them myself it just means I have to figure something else out for breakfast, alas.. still did anyway 😑😂2 -
Mostly its the humans...not all of them but complacent governments. All the other animals who we share the Earth with that are gonna be extinct because of humans, makes me sad.
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When everyone is talking about donuts but I don’t have any. Gimme please!2
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amorfati601070 wrote: »Mostly its the humans...not all of them but complacent governments. All the other animals who we share the Earth with that are gonna be extinct because of humans, makes me sad.
People who think climate change is man's fault.
The temperatures have been going up and down drastically since the earth was formed. It is scientifically proven. The world's climate is cyclical and whether we are here or not, eating cows and burning oil and farting left and right, it would still be happening.
When good old Mother Earth gets good and tired of us, she will just shrug her shoulders and shake us off like a dog shakes off water.
What do we blame the global warming on from the period after the last ice age? Weren't no oil burning cars, you can bet your sweet granny's fanny on that.6 -
Minion_training_program wrote: »When they don't know the safeword is baby and it triggers emotional damage, so you have to flee the country
Minions have more lame excuses than humans.
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It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.2
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
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I'm definitely not irked by @JessD9031 post above.1
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Currently, I am irked that I moved someplace new and that within a month of moving here, we're on lockdown due to a potentially armed suspect. It's been a couple of hours now and they still can't find this suspect, so we're all still locked in our homes, workspaces, etc. Kinda ruins a pleasant Friday.
I need to add: So far no one (that we know of) has been injured outside of maybe the suspect. He/they just hopped the fence to hide out and evade capture, so it's *not* an active shooter situation at this time.
Just kinda sucks.. it's a nice Friday, I needed milk and was going to walk to the store, but can't because we're in lockdown still.
The only remotely funny thing about this incident is that everyone keeps latching onto the Gucci bag the suspect is reported to have been carrying.3 -
if you conceal carry you're all set. @KosmosKitten1
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spider_mark51959 wrote: »if you conceal carry you're all set. @KosmosKitten
We are not allowed to conceal carry on an active military installation unless you are a military police officer (and they just carry, not conceal). As a matter of fact, most firearms brought onto any active military installation are *supposed* to be checked into and stored at the base armory.
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^^ Thats' what lead up Fort Hood and other shootings on military bases. Should never happen being allowed to be defenseless. Sorry, my opinion2
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PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.4 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
Putting a boot in his *kitten* would be plenty of therapy. Just sayin.2 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
Putting a boot in his *kitten* would be plenty of therapy. Just sayin.
I thought about setting the record straight but I didn’t run into him again so 🤷🏻♀️ I’m not even sure he was aware that he was insulting me, who knows. He didn’t go, hey girly, ya dumb! 😅0 -
PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
He probably read your book on how to treat the ladies. 🤝1 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
Putting a boot in his *kitten* would be plenty of therapy. Just sayin.
I thought about setting the record straight but I didn’t run into him again so 🤷🏻♀️ I’m not even sure he was aware that he was insulting me, who knows. He didn’t go, hey girly, ya dumb! 😅
Guys know when they are being condescending. They just think we are too stupid to know that they know.3 -
Me two days ago (calling my doctor) Leaves message “Please ask the doctor to send a referral to physical therapy. My leg keeps lifting up off the pedal when I exercise. I think it has something to do with my newly diagnosed neuropathy.”
… crickets….
Me just now (calling my doctor)
Please ask the doctor to send in a referral for physical therapy….
Receptionist “When was the last time you saw the doctor?”
Me “It’s a new neuropathy diagnosis.”
Receptionist “You have to come in to see the doctor before they can make a referral”
Me “I think that would be a waste of everyone’s time. I just need to see physical therapy. One or two appointments. That’s all I need”
Receptionist “Are you in any pain?”
Me “It’s neuropathy…. ”
Receptionist “It’s been more than three months… ”
Me (exasperated and not wanting to correct the receptionist who is wrong on that point. It’s been less than two months) “Please just ask the doctor to send a referr”
Receptionist (interrupting) “It’s been too long. You will have to make an appointment”
Me “Please just ask the doctor to send a referral. I don’t need to see the doctor. That would be a waste of everyone’s time”
Receptionist “I can send them a message…
Me “Yes, Thank you.”
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Just ask the kitten doctor for the referral. Don’t fight me over this. If the doctor insists on seeing me we can do that. But just send the kitten doctor a kitten message for a kitten referral to physical therapy.
Kitten kitten kitten grrr.7 -
MargaretYakoda wrote: »Me two days ago (calling my doctor) Leaves message “Please ask the doctor to send a referral to physical therapy. My leg keeps lifting up off the pedal when I exercise. I think it has something to do with my newly diagnosed neuropathy.”
… crickets….
Me just now (calling my doctor)
Please ask the doctor to send in a referral for physical therapy….
Receptionist “When was the last time you saw the doctor?”
Me “It’s a new neuropathy diagnosis.”
Receptionist “You have to come in to see the doctor before they can make a referral”
Me “I think that would be a waste of everyone’s time. I just need to see physical therapy. One or two appointments. That’s all I need”
Receptionist “Are you in any pain?”
Me “It’s neuropathy…. ”
Receptionist “It’s been more than three months… ”
Me (exasperated and not wanting to correct the receptionist who is wrong on that point. It’s been less than two months) “Please just ask the doctor to send a referr”
Receptionist (interrupting) “It’s been too long. You will have to make an appointment”
Me “Please just ask the doctor to send a referral. I don’t need to see the doctor. That would be a waste of everyone’s time”
Receptionist “I can send them a message…
Me “Yes, Thank you.”
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Just ask the kitten doctor for the referral. Don’t fight me over this. If the doctor insists on seeing me we can do that. But just send the kitten doctor a kitten message for a kitten referral to physical therapy.
Kitten kitten kitten grrr.
Breathe in, breathe out.. now count to 10.. 🤗1 -
@MargaretYakoda
How else are they going to pay for their___________? It's all about money.
They don't consider what their patients have to pay or if they can afford it.
I know my sister went to PT and went to cancel her next appt. because she said she could do the exercises at home. Give her a month or 2 and she'd see how she was feeling then get back to them. They treated her rotten. 1 -
How much video games cheat against you.2
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Fruit flies1
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »PAWGliacci wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »It’s irking me that this dude I have entirely too many daddy issues about is getting political. *sigh* just shut up and look pretty.
he's probably only doing it cause he knows you're listening
Look he brought up George Washington and I said that I didn’t know much about him (because I don’t care, sue me) and he went on to imply that I’m stupid and that’s why I believe in this, that and the third. We somehow laughed through that convo but I was like.... 🤨
I think about him at night.
I should go to therapy.
How I lol'ed It be like that sometimes. May you sort through the a$$ery and adoration soon.2 -
The following words:
Bestie
Wifey
Hashtag
Mancave
Mancrush
Any overly used emotive phrases such as lol, lmao, etc
Bro
Insta
Fam
We're adults not 10 year olds.4 -
The following words:
Bestie
Wifey
Hashtag
Mancave
Mancrush
Any overly used emotive phrases such as lol, lmao, etc
Bro
Insta
Fam
We're adults not 10 year olds.
That's the least I worry about when it comes to adults. I'm more worried about them pretending to be kind when they are not.8 -
🤷🏻♂️ No irks to report today.2
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lol I told my bestie that I was trying to be wifey and then we both shouted "Hashtag CoupleGoals!" But I made it clear that my mancrush of the millenium would have a man cave. She said "Fam, watch out for Insta cuz there's hella bros 'n *kitten* who'll be haters. On God. Sheeesh!"
😶
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