We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I found two eyeballs in her lunchbox. 😱0
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She was always snooping into my personal stuff!0
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I had to go through all her personal stuff to find my cellphone after she caught me chatting to a handsome lumberjack...0
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My personal stuff became her personal stuff. Whats hers is hers and whats mine is hers.0
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What he said! 😖0
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She wouldn’t share @Callousedthoughts things with me. So greedy0
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She threw out all my shoes!0
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She made wear the shoes she stole from the museum
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She decided we'd dry cod in the backyard, it was really smelly and I don't even like cod0
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The "cod bacon" she served for breakfast was one step too far.0
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Brought home some smelly bacon0
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Was always upset when I'd shop at the second hand food store 🤷🏼♀️0
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She made me a peanut butter and corn sandwich on week old pumpernickel. It's what they had 🤷♂️0
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She'd pretend to be shopping at my second hand food store just to spy on me and my coworker...who happened to be a very handsome lumberjack.0
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She ran off with the lumberjack👇🏽😠 she said he was better at stoking the fire. We didn’t even have a fireplace?!🤷🏽♀️🙄
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She caught me snooping on her phone. I wasn’t being shady! Just browsing through lumberjack pics she had saved. 😏0
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They're a lumberjack and that's ok
But then they started wearing my clothes...1 -
Her hose just COULD NOT stand up to the rigors of a full work day.0
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His hose couldn’t stand up either. 🤷♀️1
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I accidentally let one pea touch the Mac n cheese section of her plate. She freaked.0
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Truth! What kind of monster does such a thing 😱0
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She ate all my chocolate and couldn't follow rules0
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She kept a lock on all the cupboards and wouldn't give me a key0
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She told me she had a secret, but wouldn't tell me. It drove me nuts, I had to know.0
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He stored nuts like a squirrel. Found them in the couch cushions, under the pillow, in the car console. The last straw was in my underwear drawer. Talk about itchy!!!0
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She stole someone's nuts and kept them in her purse.. poor guy 😱
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We didn’t. Who’s spreading these ugly rumors? 😠1
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She had no self control. Was always throwing wild parties and encouraging others to follow her destructive ways0
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Joined PD harem.. I never saw her again 😫0
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