We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    We didn’t. Who’s spreading these ugly rumors? 😠
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,820 Member
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    She had no self control. Was always throwing wild parties and encouraging others to follow her destructive ways
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Joined PD harem.. I never saw her again 😫
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
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    She joined the Love Boat crew as an entertainment officer
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    'Cause the love that I gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for her…
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    He was too sensitive and I accidently hurt his feelings one too many times!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She calls herself Vintage, but me...I'm just Old! 😢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She started telling lies like “I’m old.” I had to keep reminding her she’s fabulous.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She was so sweet I looked like a terrible person by comparison- I had to leave and downgrade to look decent.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She said I was cheap, I said no, I’m not! Then she left. Ugh! She made me waste that Groupon!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Her irreverence to the fact that I was an irrelevant fixture in her life proved to be irreconcilable over time…
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    All his irr words started to irk me!
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She wouldn't allow me to use any words beginning with the letter I. Really odd and made talking kinds hard....come to think of it she probably just didn't want me to speak
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Being the great architect that she is and me being an aspiring actor, it would annoy her that I would always break the 4th wall…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited August 2021
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    He wanted us to wear matching clothes all the time, 👯‍♀️but it was the matching “best friends” bootie shorts that drove me over the edge.🚫🩲
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she was a serial ghoster
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He expected me to answer his calls when at work and while sleeping. Lost my job because of him.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She believed there was a ghost living in our house and it became the love of her life
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She tried to stab me with a screwdriver, but that’s not why we broke up. We broke up because she would steam broccoli, added bbq sauce to it and called it “veggie steaks.”😝
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Was too stiff - being made of solid iron made it very difficult to tango!

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