We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She joined the Love Boat crew as an entertainment officer0
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'Cause the love that I gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for her…0
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He was too sensitive and I accidently hurt his feelings one too many times!0
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She calls herself Vintage, but me...I'm just Old! 😢0
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She started telling lies like “I’m old.” I had to keep reminding her she’s fabulous.0
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She was so sweet I looked like a terrible person by comparison- I had to leave and downgrade to look decent.0
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She said I was cheap, I said no, I’m not! Then she left. Ugh! She made me waste that Groupon!0
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Her irreverence to the fact that I was an irrelevant fixture in her life proved to be irreconcilable over time…0
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All his irr words started to irk me!0
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She wouldn't allow me to use any words beginning with the letter I. Really odd and made talking kinds hard....come to think of it she probably just didn't want me to speak0
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Being the great architect that she is and me being an aspiring actor, it would annoy her that I would always break the 4th wall…0
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He wanted us to wear matching clothes all the time, 👯♀️but it was the matching “best friends” bootie shorts that drove me over the edge.🚫🩲0
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she was a serial ghoster0
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He expected me to answer his calls when at work and while sleeping. Lost my job because of him.0
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She believed there was a ghost living in our house and it became the love of her life0
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She tried to stab me with a screwdriver, but that’s not why we broke up. We broke up because she would steam broccoli, added bbq sauce to it and called it “veggie steaks.”😝0
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Was too stiff - being made of solid iron made it very difficult to tango!0
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Always made me be the one to hold the thorny rose in my mouth0
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She became annoyed that I initiated every conversation with the phrase “Guess what?”, particularly during foreplay…0
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He made everything into a game if family feud i got tired of always hearing "survey says..."0
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I found out she was Louie Anderson's Love Child0
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She bought me a costume and threatened to dress me up and take me trick or treating to get free candy on Halloween...I'm not that short!0
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She wouldn’t play dress up for me and she was in denial about how short she was.0
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I played dress up but he broke up with me because I only had one eyebrow.1
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We didn't.. even with one eyebrow.1
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There was "the incident". He ate all the chocolate chip cookies.0
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She wouldn't bake me peanut butter cookies0
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I brought her a package of Nutter Butters and she scowled at me and threw me an apron and demanded I get to baking. 😒0
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I will never allow her to leave.. 😏 together forever1
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Had a giraffe hanging off her foot0
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