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    We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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    • Posts: 1,840 Member
      She joined the Love Boat crew as an entertainment officer
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      'Cause the love that I gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for her…
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      He was too sensitive and I accidently hurt his feelings one too many times!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She calls herself Vintage, but me...I'm just Old! 😢
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She started telling lies like “I’m old.” I had to keep reminding her she’s fabulous.
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      She was so sweet I looked like a terrible person by comparison- I had to leave and downgrade to look decent.
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      She said I was cheap, I said no, I’m not! Then she left. Ugh! She made me waste that Groupon!
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      Her irreverence to the fact that I was an irrelevant fixture in her life proved to be irreconcilable over time…
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      All his irr words started to irk me!
    • Posts: 6,609 Member
      She wouldn't allow me to use any words beginning with the letter I. Really odd and made talking kinds hard....come to think of it she probably just didn't want me to speak
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      Being the great architect that she is and me being an aspiring actor, it would annoy her that I would always break the 4th wall…
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      edited August 2021
      He wanted us to wear matching clothes all the time, 👯‍♀️but it was the matching “best friends” bootie shorts that drove me over the edge.🚫🩲
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      she was a serial ghoster
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He expected me to answer his calls when at work and while sleeping. Lost my job because of him.
    • Posts: 6,609 Member
      She believed there was a ghost living in our house and it became the love of her life
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      She tried to stab me with a screwdriver, but that’s not why we broke up. We broke up because she would steam broccoli, added bbq sauce to it and called it “veggie steaks.”😝
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      Was too stiff - being made of solid iron made it very difficult to tango!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Always made me be the one to hold the thorny rose in my mouth
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      She became annoyed that I initiated every conversation with the phrase “Guess what?”, particularly during foreplay…
    • Posts: 6,609 Member
      He made everything into a game if family feud i got tired of always hearing "survey says..."
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      I found out she was Louie Anderson's Love Child
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      She bought me a costume and threatened to dress me up and take me trick or treating to get free candy on Halloween...I'm not that short!
    • Posts: 730 Member
      She wouldn’t play dress up for me and she was in denial about how short she was.
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      I played dress up but he broke up with me because I only had one eyebrow.
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      We didn't.. even with one eyebrow.
    • Posts: 6,609 Member
      There was "the incident". He ate all the chocolate chip cookies.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She wouldn't bake me peanut butter cookies
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      I brought her a package of Nutter Butters and she scowled at me and threw me an apron and demanded I get to baking. 😒
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      I will never allow her to leave.. 😏 together forever
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Had a giraffe hanging off her foot

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