We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Always made me be the one to hold the thorny rose in my mouth0
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She became annoyed that I initiated every conversation with the phrase “Guess what?”, particularly during foreplay…0
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He made everything into a game if family feud i got tired of always hearing "survey says..."0
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I found out she was Louie Anderson's Love Child0
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She bought me a costume and threatened to dress me up and take me trick or treating to get free candy on Halloween...I'm not that short!0
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She wouldn’t play dress up for me and she was in denial about how short she was.0
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I played dress up but he broke up with me because I only had one eyebrow.1
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We didn't.. even with one eyebrow.1
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There was "the incident". He ate all the chocolate chip cookies.0
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She wouldn't bake me peanut butter cookies0
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I brought her a package of Nutter Butters and she scowled at me and threw me an apron and demanded I get to baking. 😒0
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I will never allow her to leave.. 😏 together forever1
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Had a giraffe hanging off her foot0
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He found him doing odd things to my giraffe 🤔0
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I found out about her collection 😧0
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She promised me fries but they were frozen baked ones with no salt. 😱0
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She was always feeding me salt making my blood pressure skyrocket! Things finally ended after I found the Life Insurance Policy she took out on me. 😲0
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She stole my favourite Pokémon card0
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She wouldn't let me use her Credit card, so the Pokemon card at least bought me a meal from Micky D's
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Although she often said that age was just a number, inevitability my age was always immature…0
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