We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He found him doing odd things to my giraffe 🤔0
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I found out about her collection 😧0
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She promised me fries but they were frozen baked ones with no salt. 😱0
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She was always feeding me salt making my blood pressure skyrocket! Things finally ended after I found the Life Insurance Policy she took out on me. 😲0
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She stole my favourite Pokémon card0
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She wouldn't let me use her Credit card, so the Pokemon card at least bought me a meal from Micky D's
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Although she often said that age was just a number, inevitability my age was always immature…0
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He compared everything to wine...a bit too prestigious for me0
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She was a Peasant 😜0
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She was addicted to nuggets and would even feed them to our free range chickens 😲0
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I was unable to stimulate her mentally, physically and emotionally…0
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I caught him trying to "Stimulate" our Hot neighbor. 😠0
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She complained I used too many u’s when I savoured our favourite hot neighbour.0
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I found a neighbour under our bed, 2 in our closet and another behind the bedroom curtains 😐0
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i told her there's no I in team, and she said "there's no u in team either so get laust"!!!!1
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She got really strict about spelling rules and started giving me pop quizzes. I kudn't handel it enymoor.0
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I got tired of her boss calling me in to translate her Reports.0
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Caught her having an affair with my boss. 😒0
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She didn't believe that I was only trying to help her get a Promotion at Work!
How do you think you got that Raise last September and that really generous Christmas Bonus? 😒
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She conspired with my boss to create a new system of our earning or September bonuses.. Apple Bobbing Contest! Guess what our bonus was? a sack full of apples:(0
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She left me for her bonus and it turns out it had a name…. Johnny Appleseed!🍎0
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Every time I graded history papers for my class, she'd get jealous of the subjects of study and claim that I spent too much time with them 🙄0
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She's living in the past most of the time.. all dressed like little house on the prairie0
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He thought I dressed too conservative and dumped me for Miss Cleavage our scantly dressed neighbor. 😒0
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What? Did we break up? Sorry.. I was distracted by Miss Cleavage. Do you think they’re real? 😳0
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She was arrested for Molesting Miss Cleavage. I hear she was getting too handsy with her melons 🙌 🍉🍉0
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I refused to get faster internet…0
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he was always on his computer and I could no longer listen to this 24/7! 😵💫
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We often disagreed regarding the ideal room temperature…0
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Because he wore a neck brace even though he didn’t need one.0
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