We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was always too slow 😄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She always got straight to it and before I knew what was happening, she was snoring 😜
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She didn't like the way I'd always read Victorian English literature to her at night:/
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
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    She worked better than melatonin, but it was too much. She gave me sleep poisoning!😴
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she completely understood me being socially distant, it was the emotional distance that annoyed her…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited September 2021
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    Too emotional.. cried 24/7
    Boohoo, the cuffs are too tight.. bohoo Im tired I need a break.. boohoo.. such a cry baby
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She had a collection of twenty cats, and would sneak them in my room all day knowing I'm allergic...and then called me too emotional after an asthma attack!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    edited September 2021
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    Wanted me to change my name as she claimed even seeing it or saying it caused asthma attacks
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,363 Member
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    I gave her a ring with a mysterie she couldn't solve
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    My parallel parking skills were not up to par…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    All things parallel proved challenging.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Our shared inability to commitment and all things fleeting…
  • abilynnlibby
    abilynnlibby Posts: 8 Member
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    we broke up because we had to get out and get my own stuff done pressed the middle button
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited September 2021
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    Was always pushing my buttons and using that middle finger to do so. 😮
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She was against war in outer space.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she didn’t mind our difference in age, it was our difference in attractiveness that bothered her. She was far too attractive for me…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He preferred mono while I preferred silvertone. We were too black and white about the whole matter and called it quits.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I put a little too much color in her cheeks. So embarrassing!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
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    Gave me mono which he got from our sexy neighbour
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always coming home with kissing diseases
    claims that she was Kissing toads to find her Prince 😦

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