We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Was always pushing my buttons and using that middle finger to do so. ๐ฎ0
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She was against war in outer space.0
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Although she didnโt mind our difference in age, it was our difference in attractiveness that bothered her. She was far too attractive for meโฆ0
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He preferred mono while I preferred silvertone. We were too black and white about the whole matter and called it quits.0
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I put a little too much color in her cheeks. So embarrassing!1
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Gave me mono which he got from our sexy neighbour0
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She was always coming home with kissing diseases
claims that she was Kissing toads to find her Prince ๐ฆ0 -
She had a stuffed Kermit the frog that Iโd watch her hit, kick, and strangle.1
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She loved her succulents more than she loved me. She only gave me water to drink on the same days she watered her โbabiesโ. ๐ฉ0
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Caught her pulling petals off my plants. ๐ฎ0
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She was already deflowered1
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He deflowered the whole freaking neighbourhood
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We didnโt ๐1
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Wanted too... But like fungus she keeps coming back0
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He's mean ๐
C'mere PD ๐ค๐๐ฅฐ0 -
Talk about mean... Oh nvm..
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He keeps cutting his toenails at the breakfast table0
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She was disappointed when she found out I was a she
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She had no use for me0
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Once he thought he was useless, he thought he might as well be, and decided to become a vagrant.0
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I grew tired of her eating like a bird. Like I would come home and find her on a tree, literally eating like a birdโฆ0
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Nope , we never broke up.. he's still tied to the be... ermm I mean he's sleeping peacefully ๐0
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We didn't break up she just traded me in for a newer model!0
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He was always comparing me to his truck!0
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She claimed to be Into "Vintage" things, yet hated my beat up old truck!0
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She was always trying to run me over with her old truck. She said it must be bad brakes but Iโm not convinced. ๐คจ1
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She served ketchup as a vegetable0
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All she wanted what to see my big umm.. oh nvmcake!!
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Showed his big thingamajig to everyone ๐0
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