We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    He's mean πŸ˜”

    C'mere PD πŸ€—πŸ˜™πŸ₯°
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,243 Member
    Talk about mean... Oh nvm..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    edited September 2021
    lx1x wrote: Β»
    Talk about mean... Oh nvm..

    😯 oh no you didn't .. Im sweet πŸ¬πŸ˜›
    How can you call our daughter a fungus ? 😫

    He tried to kill me.. true story

    🀭
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    He keeps cutting his toenails at the breakfast table
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    She was disappointed when she found out I was a she :(
  • ROULER3
    ROULER3 Posts: 49 Member
    She had no use for me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Once he thought he was useless, he thought he might as well be, and decided to become a vagrant.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,483 Member
    I grew tired of her eating like a bird. Like I would come home and find her on a tree, literally eating like a bird…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    Nope , we never broke up.. he's still tied to the be... ermm I mean he's sleeping peacefully 😁
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    We didn't break up she just traded me in for a newer model!
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He was always comparing me to his truck!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She claimed to be Into "Vintage" things, yet hated my beat up old truck!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,135 Member
    She was always trying to run me over with her old truck. She said it must be bad brakes but I’m not convinced. 🀨
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She served ketchup as a vegetable
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,243 Member
    edited September 2021
    All she wanted what to see my big umm.. oh nvm
    cake!!qgzevolk6u2l.jpg

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    Showed his big thingamajig to everyone πŸ˜’
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 15,558 Member
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her β€œedits”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She called my Sister a Troll 😲
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: Β»
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her β€œedits”

    🀣 I didn't know what to call that thing in the spoiler lol.


    She had eyes only for a handsome bearded gent 😍
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 15,558 Member
    Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. πŸ™„ I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. πŸ˜…