I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Attending rave parties in other towns

Washing the dishes at restaurants because she always forgot her money

Dividing costs exactly in half for everything . Every time it came down to a penny difference we had to alternate that extra cent.

Dating "a better man"! 😉

locked in her basement........again..........crap, I just got out

with a new name...

Picking his profile pics for dating sites. Well that didn’t work out well for me, did it. 😒

Stuck on a desert island....he said it would be a three hour tour. Wtf

Borrowing all his shirts in autumn, and wearing them as a dress...

Pantless...