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I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Having to talk in a fake Australian accent to make her happy...I can only say the word billabong so many times!!!!1
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In the beginning sheβd shush me, then I was only allowed to move my head for yes and no and in the end she ghosted me.0
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Rushing to get home every day.0
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Sitting around alone at his other "home". π0
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sleeping on the couch an awful lot.0
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Making up the couch for him an awful lot! π0
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Always with randoms sleeping on our couch0
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Cat hair on everything π½0
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Having to share the couch an awful lot...1
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Kicking him out to the dog house ... an awful lot! π0
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Outside, no tv, no phone, howling at the full moon to entertain myself.0
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Buying Silver bullets πΊ
You know... Just in case π°0 -
Pregnant. How did I get pregnant?0
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Delivering a baby in the back of an Uber π°0
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Catching her cheating on me with her Uber customers0
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Moving to Germany and living happily ever after π€1
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watching her pick up german faster than me
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Picking up a German, other than him. ππ2
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studying mindful breathing in Tibet to increase my time to 3 mins 45 secs to win her back0
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Oops, that will get me into trouble. π
Making him very, very happy a happy mess π€£1 -
Wondering who she makes Happy other than me. π¦0
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Wondering why sheβs got a fancy dress in the closet, a cake tasting on the menu, and a hot trainer sheβs seeing every weekβ¦ π€0
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Having to make her tacos for dinner every day.0
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Getting chub and heartburn from eating Mexican food every day!0
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Driving her Famous Tacos food truck, the one with the cucaracha horn sound ππΆπͺ³1
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Eating tacos everyday..0
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Eating pizza every Friday0 -
Getting twitterpated by all the sexy accents of the Aussie hunks at the local Pub she takes me to ππ0
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She made me take her to the pub every night to meet Australian guys from her online dating site!0
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Attending rave parties in other towns0
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